Canada Sunday Omni comments

Lines of the week:

• Jason to Charlie "just because you treat your women like dirt doesn't mean we all have to" (um, who just skipped out on his wedding?)
  
• Norris "The brain never goes on holiday" Amber "Yes it does, Kirk has been sat on a deckchair in Blackpool since the 90's"
  
• Norris "Sandals without socks was never really 'me'" (thank god.)
  
• Cilla about the electric bill "What's using up so much electric?" (says she lying in the sunbed)
  

Claire definitely has something wrong. There's no way she'd have left that baby in the car on his own normally. Uh... Duh. Smashing the glass of a window with the baby inside where flying shards could injure him? Wouldn't the taxi office have had a spare set of keys? Ashley went and left Joshua there after all! She's very irritable with everyone, too. Claire puts it all down to worry about her mother. Awfully convenient excuse, doesn't want anyone to know or go to see her, when her mother was there only a few weeks ago when the baby was born looking in the peak of health. Baby noname no more! Thomas Duncan Peacock!

Jason has some major sucking up to do and it looks like he figures grand gestures are the way to go. I don't think Sarah is going to take him back any time soon. Would you? Why is Hayley so out of her element having Craig in the flat? she's been a foster parent, surely it's not that different. Roy is a firm believer in rotas for the bathroom, probably a good thing. Eileen mentioned it being difficult to get her lads near soap at water at 16 but the difference is whether they were interested in a girl or not. That is what sends a teenage boy into the bathroom for an hour! Eek, Craig left a coffee cup on the top of the computer monitor! So, Um, Bank holiday Monday is Adam's first day at the factory? Yet Fiz at least is away with no mention of having to try to get the day off though everyone else is in working. Seems to me the factory was always closed on bank hols before. Yep, i think Liz has taken a dislike to Michelle. Now, is it because Michelle got the job singing in the band or because Steve has his eye on her? (And Vern but Liz doesn't know that yet)

So now we get to see Charlie playing his games with Maria who's even dimmer than Shelley was so it won't take long will it, before she's wrapped around his little finger. You know, i liked Shelley so that long storyline wasn't quite so hard to take but Maria is just a dim little wit which is probably why Charlie is attracted, that and the thrill of getting it off under Tracy's nose. One thing is for sure, he's got Tracy's number. She's far more concerned with shopping and her credit cards than she is about Amy. Hmmm Charlie has a camera aimed right at Maria's door.

Amber's back and i love it! Dev is a bit flummoxed though and hot to interfere. What difference would it make to him whether Amber works in the garage or the shop? And why should Norris even be bothered that she wants to work in overalls? Feels sorry for her i suppose. Fiz seems to be reaching a turning point in her life. Unsatisfied and stuck in a rut. Poor Kirk, he tries so hard, but then goes and books a holiday for Fiz and decides to share it with Tyrone and Fiz's old enemy, Molly, and Ty's ex finance, Maria! For Fiz, at least having Maria along to make Molly uncomfortable made up for having Molly there. And in the end, Kirk made up for that one and Maria stayed behind. Can't blame Fiz for being ticked when she's on a hol when everyone is content just sat in a pub all day.

Ok, i might not be into a Lawnmower museum but i *could* seriously go to a pencil museum! Even if it means i might share an interest with Norris! Uh oh, Cilla and ebay? a match made in hell! They must have got a free AOL account or something. Loved seeing Chesney and Les together over the computer and then Roy getting to surf the net with Chesney as well! Fancy Roy knowing how the online auctions work? You'd think he'd be highly suspicious of things like that. That or else he'd find it very practical. Molly and Tyrone really do go well together! Yay! Betty's back! I'm sure Betty Driver only does the occasional few shows for pin money but i sure miss her.