Corrie Canada weekly awards for Aug. 12 - 16

Vicious Vegetable award: Gail really was making a meal out of that carrot. There must have been peelings on all the walls and the ceiling the way she was weilding that peeler.

Meddling award: Sophie had no business making a complaint and it shows  up her immaturity. She only made things worse.

Do the math award: Though we didn't see him take it, David seems to have a spare 50 quid for the entertainment budget.

Mardy cow award: Sophie might be really, really sorry she called in on Paul, but she still rude to his face.

Word Processing award: David wrote an anonymous note. Centered on the page, in a nice large font, sans serif. I wonder if he spellechecked it too?

Is that the end of it award: Have Paul and Lloyd finally settled their differences? I hope so!

Local news fail: How on earth did Paul and Lloyd's scramble on the cobbles get into the newspaper?

Guilty complex award: Nick did fancy footwork to cover but his face had GUILT written all over it  and she knows damn well it's true.

Revelation Award: Nick finally figured it out. David. David.
Jan Brady award: Tracy is starting to sound like one of the Brady Bunch. But instead of Marsha, Marsha, Marsha! it's Peter, Peter, Peter! Stop whining. Oh. Forgot who I was talking about for a minute there. As you were.

Misplaced anger award: David is determined to ignore Kylie's part in the one night stand. It's not 50/50 in his little world.

Lines of the Week
Deirdre  to Rob about helping out decorating the new shop "no more than she fancies passing insincerity off as charm"
Jason saying to Paul, "You've been accused of being a racist then you go and smack a black guy. Sound!"
Sean to Beth about the baby "You just bored him into submission"
Sophie "If I could take it back, I would" (Well, why can't you take it back?)
Leanne "What's that scent you're wearing? Jealousy by Calvin Klein?"
Deirdre "I don't trust him as far as I could throw him. And if you'd seen me doing shot put at school, you'd know that's not very far"
Rob to Tracy about his friend "He *killed* someone!" Tracy "EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES!!!" (Does Rob know about Charlie Stubbs?)
Anna about Mary "Take no notice. The clock doesn't quite strike twelve"
Tracy to David "Why don't you go home and Google 'sarcasm'"
Peter "Hey, Rob, who's your mate?" Rob "One of me fan club" Peter "Oh, you found her did you?" (heh)
Deirdre to Tracy "I think you'd sell me if you thought you could get a few quid"
David about Nick "He suffers and we live happily ever after"
Gary to Owen "I want to be a good dad. Like you" (Are you new here?)

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