Corrie weekly awards: May 9 - 13

I'm on my holidays. I have copied these awards from when I posted them last year on Coronation Street Blog but if some of them are a bit off, bear with me. They'll apply to next week's episodes very likely!

Fashion don'ts:
Halloween came early award: Black shiny star: What was Liz wearing so early in the morning? Vampira in the House! The biker even thought so!

Boy who cried Wolf award: John Stape of course. And Fiz is right. I don't think he *does* know the difference any more. Utimatum issued. Promise made. Your lips say yes but your eyes say: "Will I 'eck as like." He tore up the resignation letter he promised to send.

Marking your territory award: Gold Star: Audrey made sure Deirdre was put right in her place, subtly of course.

Cat's out of the bag award: Gold Star: Gail found out Lewis was an escort, or, "prostitute" as Claudia put it.
Silver star: Ryan found out about Sophie and Sian.


He's not that into you, Mark II and III: II: Audrey wants Lewis to move in. He's hedging his committments. He might end up in the doghouse out back with Nick. III: Charlotte is turned on by John's schemes. You know you want it. I don't, he says. Of course not. She's far too old for his tastes.

Cranky Soup award: Gold Star: Who peed in Eileen's cornflakes award? She's been out of sorts and touchy for weeks. Steve and Lloyd's attitude didn't help.

Lines of the Week:
Audrey on everyone's opinion of her: "Audrey Roberts - Good time girl. Married for money." (well she was and she did!)
Eileen: "You can stick that and your switchboard and your scuzzy flamin' chair right up your airport tunnel!"
Colin: "John, Mate, how are you? They've not locked you up yet!?" (no, not *yet*)
Rita: "There's a little bald headed newsagent who is sticking pins in a model of a flame haired temptress at this very minute... cause I'm late back from lunch!" (She's still got it and all!)
David to Natasha: "Makes you wonder... who *your* successor will be!" (HA! Good one, David!)


My gosh, isn't Charlotte a hoot? She's just awful, isn't she? And, she is using her knowledge about Stape's plan and you just know she wants to get into his trousers. I get the feeling she does that a lot, get into men's trousers. She probably did the deed with the real Colin Fishwick and now wants to compare. Yet, Stape doesn't stand up to her, he doesn't tell Fiz she'd found out about things, he doesn't follow Fiz back home when Fiz does find out and gives him hell. I just can't find enough names to call this man!