Hypocrite award: Gold Star: Katy not being sure she likes Sinead spending time with Joseph.
Norris bitching about people being slaves to mobile phones. His goes off and he quickly answers it but it's only a telemarketer anyway.
Not my fault award: Norris doesn't think Emily's fall was his fault. I think it was. She's too old to be climbing footstools to clean windows.
007 Award: Roy wants Hayley to spy on Beth for him. Roy is going to stay up all night to keep watch.
Cheap shot award: Tina may be doing the wrong thing but Anna didn't have the right to smack her outright like that in public. Izzy may have the right, but Anna doesn't.
Lightweight award: Roy's falling asleep at 10:30 p.m.
Song of Solomon award: Izzy, the true mother, was willing to give up the baby rather than figuratively tear him apart.
Lines of the week:
David to Norris who's complaining about the unanswered phone ringing "I could wedge it down your throat and kill two birds with one stone"
Beth "Did you hear about the bloke that couldn't pay the exorcist? He got repossessed!" (Ha!)
David "You haven't had the surprises I've had" (You can say that again)
Steve "No sudden movements and it pays sometimes to hold your breath!"
David "Blood is not thicker than water" and, to Nick "I'll make sure I pay you back for everything"
Sean "It's very tiring going bump in the night and I should know"
Gail "It's like, today he went out for milk and came back his old nasty self"
Rita "You need a fella" Emily "I'll call Daniel Craig after you've gone. I bet he's got a lovely bedside manner"
Sylvia "When was it ever right to make my son face up to an issue?"
Deirdre to Norris "How's your bedside manner?" Norris "That's something you'll never find out"
Peter about David "Is he feeling all right? He's not normally this nice" (which should make you suspicious)
Faye about school "Scintillating as usual" (she *is* only 11, right?) Jason "Is that good or bad?" Faye "Is he kidding?" Tim "It's hard to tell sometimes"
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