Pants on Fire award: Ryan is pretending he's happy with Katy and there's nothing to worry about.
TMI award: Stella has the mobile waxer in? Something tells me it's not about the linoleum. Gail has her mobile phone with her in the bath.
Hanging on to the past award: Chesney can't let go of Katy and keeps getting in her business.
Excuse du Jour: Kevin's off to mind his dad, Ken's off to mind his grandson.
Lunatic award: Well, Tracy is that. A genius? not so much.
Excuses Excuses award: Paul won't apologize because: He's had a bad day. His name is being dragged throught he mud.
Razzle Dazzle award: Deirdre showed Tracy how it was done. Sort of.
Ironic award: Tracy moaning how rude people are.
Lines of the Week:
Mary "I half expected to be strip searched and I'm not dressed for it"
Eileen "If this was confidential, do you think I would have told the Foghorn Brothers?"
Eileen "I like my men to be men. Treat me mean and keep me keen."
David to Leanne "What's up with you? You've got a face longer than Celine Dion" (ha!)
Carla "I've seen better figures in a plus sized catalogue"
Ryan "It's too much too soon, wasn't it?" (For you anyway)
Steve "It's tighter than a bullfighter's pants, but I shall prevail"
Rob to a pretend-pregnant Tracy "I don't know whether you're a lunatic or a genius" (If you think she's a genius, you are no smarter than she isn't)
Steve to Lloyd "I've always enjoyed your pluck. It's gorgeous!"
Carla about Steve and Streetcars"A few knackered old bangers that he co-owns with Lloyd and runs out of a broom cupboard?"
Sophie to Paul "Who do you want to serve you then? The Asian or the Lesbian?"
Deirdre "You can't boil an egg in a bidet"
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