Happy Families award: Well, happy families for a minute. Will they be this happy once everyone is on the same page?
Panic stupidity award: Sean wanted to call Gail. Kylie said call the hospital What's the number? 999 you fool. Where's the phone? In me bag. What about the landline on the table?
Dog in the window award: Yep that was Sally, and Tim was only over the fence.
Cone of Silence award: Sean heard Kylie's initial cries but when she was in hard labour screaming, you couldn't hear a thing in the back gardens.
Favouritism award: Gail cooing over the baby, remembering when Nick was that little. David didn't like that!
Dog in the manger award: Tina has a lot of futures in her hand but is it up to her to tell everyone or force David to? No it is not.
Excuses Excuses: Stella is using Nick as a reason not to get married now. It seems like this isn't the first time she's wriggled out of it. Mind you, if your best man was that feckless Tez, I'd have second thoughts, too.
A face only a mother could love award: Audrey pointed out that Gail as a baby was nothing to write home about!
Best Man award: Lloyd! He really is the best one! Tez certainly isn't.
Retro fit award: Fiz said she didn't spend a lot of time in school. I recall Fiz saying she got quite a few GCSEs.
The Truth is Out there award: Dev thinks the truth about the fire will come out some day. Make it so, Devster.
Doting Daddy award: David really is over the moon for that baby.
Lines of the Week: (and one or two from last week)
Eileen "Got any pins, Julie, Becasue I'd like to stick'em in my eyes!"
Norris "Have you ever thought of taping yourself and playing it back?" Mary "singing?" Norris "Wittering"
Roy "Why don't the pair of you behave?" Sally "Oh shut up"
David "Hi, I'm Lily's Dad. Aren't it?" (ouch)
Tez "And whose Christmas Tree did you drop off?" Tina "Not one that you can afford"
Sophie about Sally "She's 46, she needs to stop enjoying herself" (Sophie, you're so young!)
Leanne "God knows someone in this family could do with a happy ending." (it's not going to be Stella. Sorry)
Karl to Jason "Trust me, mate, you have no idea what I'm capable of"
Carla "I always get a buzz off lifting the lid off a shoebox"
Fiz "You are family, Roy"
Karl to Jason "You cross me again and you're a dead man. I mean it. I will kill you" (and there was a witness!)
Roy "I'm sure Churchill slept less during the Battle of Britain"
Roy "Nothing will ever be the same" (gulp)
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