Monday, 7 March 2011
Corrie Weekly Awards for Feb 28 - March 4
Grand Day Out award: Gold Star: Blanche would have heartily approved of her funeral and wake.
Make Under award: Gold Star: I liked Becky's look wearing Claire's clothes.
Optimistic award: Gold Star: Steve And Becky... Amy's mother is in the nick for murder and they both smoke, live in a pub and have serious criminal records. Nobody said adopting was going to be easy. Or even feasible!
Silver Star: Sean is trying to get in touch with Violet and figures it will all be just fine.
Spiteful award: Gold Star: Tracy is back with a vengeance, literally.
Least likely song award: Gold Star: "Accentuate the Positive" played at Blanche's funeral.
You can say that again award: Gold Star: Deirdre did say that Blanche was good with words. Not usually complimentary ones either.
Not a Romantic Bone in his Body: Gold Star: Roy's marraige propsal for financial reasons didn't quite stoke Hayley's romantic hopes and dreams.
Lines of the week
Becky "I look like a pole dancer" Steve "That's why I married you"
Fiz "Becky!!! You look smart! Not up in court again?" (oops!)
Mary "Don't make me stalk you!" (um...) "It's just a minor glitch, we can get through it!" (totally delusional)
Deirdre to Ken "She thought the world of you really" Ken "Was that when she as cutting me down to size? ... which I need from time to time!"
David "Since when is pulling a registered charity?"
Rosie "See ya, or as they say in Spain 'Sayonara'" (only if Spain has been shifted to Japan!)
Blanchism, about Annie Walker wearing shocking pink at Tracy's baptism "She looks like Barbara Cartland with a slow puncture"