Rain on my parade award: Salsa Star: Roy really is a wet weekend isn't he? leading to...
Heartbreaking breakup of the week: Gold star: Noooo Roy and Hayley can't separate!!!
This can't end well award: Gold Star: Paying a witness (with money stolen from your workplace) to lie in court? The witness doesn't seem hard enough to lie well.
Dab hand in the kitchen: Gold Star: Would you have thought Graeme would be handy with a wisk?
Gormless award: Gold Star: Kirk. But that's why we love him.
Gross me out award: Eddie eating a massive amount of food right from the frying pan and wearing his vest and y-fronts ... You got to hand it to the actor though. He has more (Y) front than Blackpool!
Wet Wet Wet award: How can it be leaking more and more when it's not raining? Shouldn't someone be calling Health and Safety instead of complaining?
Lines of the Week:
Gail "Admit it Tracy, You're a really nice person!" (um...)
Gail "I could kill her" (not what you want to let the police hear right about now)
Carla about Nick "If he doesn't get back here sharpish he'll be wearing his bits as a bobble hat"
Trevor "Thing with wrong end of the stick is it looks exactly like the right end of the stick"
Julie "It's not a good look, wellies and pedal pushers! I hope i've not lost the respect of the bus driver."
Carla to Nick "Do you even care about keeping this place afloat? Pun definitely not intended"
Deirdre "Tracy couldn't be thinking of getting anything out of this could she?" "Tracy wouldn't stitch Gail up would she?" (ya think?)
Sophie about Graeme "Rosie, the pathetic, cringing, sniveling worm is here"