It's that time again, time to witter on about some of the storylines that passed across our screens in January.
Is Tyrone going to be put through another "It's not your baby" speech this year? Is Old Trafford going to be turned into the new creche for all the children on Coronation Street?
How long will Sophie and Amber hide in the cupboard where they've retreated after the wedding fiasco? Will Becky remember to wear her sun cream on that beach in Barbados?
How much blood will Tracy leech out of Steve before he manages to get rid of her? Or will his liquid spine melt even further? Whose relationship is causing more eyebrows to raise, Paul and Eileen's or Frank and Sally's?
All this and more on State of the Street for January.
As of the end of this week on our screens in Canada, we are up to February 3, 2012's episodes. We're gaining, folks!
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