Head in the clouds award: Peter thinks running away will solve all his problems. It won't.
Classic enabling award: Tyrone is always finding reasons to blame himself for Kirsty's tantrums
Revenge award: Peter says he's doing it for Simon but he's doing it to get back at Nick and Leanne and Nick knows it.
Bleach my brain award: Mary suggested she should have worn a low cut top to distract Roy. Ewww.
Forerunner/Deja Vu award: Steve seems to have very fond memories of Michelle. Where did that come from?
Done her homework award: Mary has most definitely brushed up on all of Roy's likes, dislikes, and even his emotional "buttons" like his father and invents her own empathy for him.
Money grows on trees award: Dev is still always moaning about financial problems yet is willing to spend a fortune on a wedding venue and holidays etc.
Granny Wars: Stella and Gail are bashing heads over babysitting Simon. Is this necessary?
Boo! Hiss! Award: It's official, Don't like Ryan. (Not supposed to, mind you)
Jaw Dropping fashion D@MN award: Holy Crap, Eva looked dangerous! Ryan had no chance and neither would any other man faced with this!Sneaky Pete award: Sunita engineered it so Stella would catch her and Karl and Karl wasn't strong enough to resist temptation one last time. Busted!
On the warpath award: Kirsty can't shake her jealousy and is really irrational about Fiz's friendship with Tyrone.
Deja Vu award: Jason and Maria are back together. She could do worse. She has done worse.
Permission granted award: Dev told Sunita to find someone else if she was not happy with him. Ok, then.
Not-Quite Oscar award: Dev (Jimmi Harkishin) actually wasn't cringeworthy during his meltdown and confrontation with Sunita.
Sore thumb award: Eva most definitely does not belong in that factory. She doesn't fit in at all.
Consolation Prize: Karl had nowhere to go. Chucked out of the cab and sacked, rejected by Stella. So he ends up with Sunita after all.
Delusional award: Sunita thinks it's all happy families now she's got Karl in her bed but it's pretty clear he doesn't really want to be there.
Lines of the week:
Carla "Hello!!?? Dumped of Weatherfield!?"
Leanne to Carla "Every man that you love ends up dead!" (Black Widow of Weatherfield, indeed)
Tommy "Jason's not even deep enough to be sad"
Leanne "You may have taken my husband but you take my son over my dead body!!"
Mary "Elgar has touched parts of me that no other man could reach"
Mary "I've dropped some piccalilly on your Bishop"
Eva "If this is what you talk about on a lads' night out, thank GOD I was born a girl!"
Rob to Ryan "Last time I saw you, you were wearing Spiderman underpants and wearing a lamp shade on yer head" (way to bring him down a peg or two!)
Michelle about Ryan "He's not a liar" (yes he is)
Eva to Sunita "You make a right good scrubber"
Rob "How would you like to play Mata Hari" Eva "I'll play Kerplunk if it helps wipe that smug smile off his face"
Julie to Sunita "This dress should reflect your heart's emotions" (that would be stone cold black then?)
Sean "It looks more like a cow's milking equipment" Julie "Pull the other one!"
Simon "There's plenty of me to go around"
Steve "So fix it" Ryan "You mean grovel?" Steve "No, I mean grow up!" (got it in one!)
Eva to Stella "Remind me to be as sympathetic when you're having your next mid-life crisis." (Didn't have to wait too long!)
Mary "I've never been so moved by a wind section," (it doesn't bear thinking about)
Stella "Put the dog out, girls!"
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