Take the piss award: Gold Star: Doesn't Steve have fun ragging Lloyd about his crush on Cheryl!
Prize Pillock award: Gold Star: Isn't Nick Tilsley up his own backside?
Stomach turning award: Queasy Star: Every time i see Eddie baking, i want to hurl! I don't care how good the end result is supposed to be!
Tandem award: Mary and Norris necking mints in court!
She lies like a rug award: Gold Star: Tracy Barlow. Who else?
Nosy Parker award: Gold Star: Norris Cole. Supporting Gail, my eye!
Don't Fence Me In award: Carla locking herself and Robbie in the factory trying to keep the bad guys out. Stick em up, girly.
Pink isn't your colour award: Robbie and the knickers.
Lines of the Week:
-Steve about Lloyd and Cheryl "Lloyd wants to be in there. Lloyd isn't in there yet"
-Robbie to Roy: "Those runny scrambled eggs of yours take some beating!" (ooh clever!)
-Trevor "The thing about the wrong end of the stick is that it looks exactly like the right end of the stick
-Audrey: "It's like the front stalls at the guillotine here."
-Claire to Dev "Whatever happens today, it can never be as disastrous as the day we move into Sally and Kevin's" (wanna bet?)
-Tony to Carla: "This might hurt" (...rip...) "That's at least three layers of fake tan!"
-Natasha about David "He perverts the course of justice with such ease!" (That's our David!)
-Sunita about Dev's opinion of Tony: "Everybody's friend in the pub. Control freak behind doors." (got that in one)
2 comments:
I couldn't agree with you more in terms of the stomach turning award (although I suppose you could make an argument for Teresa's cuisine when she was trying to poison Jerry or the famous 'hotpot avec gristle') but to my mind the very idea of Eddie with the greasy hair and omnipresent cigarillo going anywhere near a kitchen... well, it makes my stomach turn. Great work on the blog & all the best
Corrie Heart (from Blanche's Polish Hip)
PS. also agree 100% with the Prize Pillock (although there are a lot of nominees to choose from)
Yep, lots of prize pillocks, for sure! It's not always easy to pick the top one of the week!
Even though Eddie always looks grimy, and his hair is over his baking and just ewwww! I do like the character and the actor is just fabulous! The character is definitely one of those love to hate and he does make me chuckle.
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