Monday, 22 August 2011
Corrie Canada weekly awards: August 15 - 19
Heart was in the right place award: Gold Star: Well, at least Eddie was trying even if he didn't bother to read the card with the flowers before giving them to Anna. "Rest in Peace" indeed.
Heart was in the wrong place award: Gold Star: Ashley's heart attack turned into heartburn but he pretended otherwise so he wouldn't have to move to France.
Have you lost your tiny mind award: Gold star: Kylie plans to move to Cyprus with her kid for a man who doesn't even speak English and then offered to sell Max to Becky and Steve for 20 grand. Greedy cow.
Silver star: Why would Norris even consider a weekend away with Mary after the last time?
I'm a good boy, I am award: Whining star: Chris threatened Lloyd for telling Maria he's a violent man. Irony, much?
Mystery of the week: Who's sending the flowers to the factory? Guesses on a postcard. John's certainly freaking out - but we know why.
Fashion accessory of the week: Becky's ear-rings. Rather ironic given how the week came out for the McDonalds.
Lines of the week:
Audrey: "It's bitter out there" Gail: "Not much better in here. Mind the eggshells"
Graeme: "It was watching Carry On Nurse on a Sunday afternoon that I realised I'd become a man" and "Some things are worth pulling stitches for"
Graeme: "All marriages have bad patches." Ashley: "Well this one's had enough patches to make an ugly quilt"
Jack: "Never got RTerry christened. Look how he turned out. If he tried it now, he'd get third degree burns" (And has anyone actually told Terry about Jack? and I hope Jack has an iron clad will made up.)
Izzy "You leave flowers on someone's grave not where they died" (These days, you do!)
Claire: "I see you found your way home" Ashley: "I just followed the trail of storm clouds"
Becky to Kylie: "If I'd known you were coming I'd have baked a cake. Or changed the locks."
Graham to Ashley "You don't have to worry about heart trouble because when she finds out, she's going to rip yours right out of your chest" or "You're not going to be riding the Love Train this side of the London Olympics!"
Mary "There's a dark side to Emily, I've always thought it"