(This post was originally posted by me on the Coronation Street Blog in April, 2010, reposted with permission.)All-round Gold Star performances: Audrey and Rita, old friends falling out and dragging up all their history. Fantastic stuff!
Wrong move, mate, award: Gold Star: Ryan tried to snog Sophie, his ex's best mate.
Silver Star: Leanne for scotching Peter's surprise proposal (but she redeemed herself with her own proposal!)
Indiscreet award: Gold Star: Peter telling Michelle it all needs to be a secret... across the bar during busy dinnertime. Yeah that works.
Cutest kid award: Gold Star: Still Simon!
Stupid Move award: Ryan thought Sophie's hug meant she wanted him. All of him.
If you're not going to eat that award: Fishy star: The kittens!!!
Lines of the Week:Graeme to Norris: "You've never forgiven me for that 'crack hoe' remark!"
Rita to Audrey: "Someone's left their manners at the door." Audrey: "Manners gone. Gloves off!"
Norris: "I'm the comfy pair of slippers to his patent brogues"Leanne: "There's only two things that Peter's addicted to. Booze and Birds. And if he's not drinking..."
Audrey: "I can't stand around all day talking about heroin"
Michelle: "I just love it when people accuse me of being loose. It really puts a spring in me step" (and if an ex-prostitute thinks *you're* loose, then your reputation precedes you)
Becky: Misshapes, mistakes and misfits raised on a diet of broken biscuits
Steve "Amy! Calm Down!" (eh? she's practically comatose most of the time!)
And a Fashion Don't for the week: Neck scarf? Not even skulls are going to make you cool, Colin. Fail!
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