Double whammy award: Gold Star: Nick got it twice in one eye, from Jason and David!Way too much information award: Gold Star: Becky rattling off all the non-bedroom places they've done bedroom things!
Compounding the problem award: Bruised Star: Jason got a bad knock on the head and now forgets that Tina broke up with him.
Plonker award: Gold star: Nick Tilsley: There's no excuse for him not to go visit Gail.
Silver star: John Stape taking out his bad mood on everyone, especially Roy. Ungrateful git.
Delusional award: Gold Star: John Stape (did he think they wouldn't find out?)
Heart's in the right place award: Gold Star: Jason (he might have been a bit previous re-proposing when she's grieving but he only wants to make Tina happy)
Be careful what you wish for award: Gold Star: Dev... well, you did want your wife and kids back.
Lines of the Week:
Fiz to John: 'You know everything!" (he might, but he hasn't got a clue)
John "I will never teach again" (watch this space)
Eileen: "Me and happiness are never gonna live in the same street"
Audrey about David: "That lad's mind is a very dangerous place"
Becky to Steve: "Cheer up... I hate seeing you all.... limp" (koff)
Bill: "You remind me of our Kevin when he was a teenager. He could sulk for England" (he still can!)
Mary to Norris: "I hope you don't mind me taking liberties with your peanut brittle balls" (in her wildest dreams) Norris to Rita "You were always playing fast and loose with me bottom line!"
Norris: "I'm in danger of coming down with compassion fatigue!" (never in a million years)
Eileen to Jason: "You've obviously forgotten that you've lost your memory"
Claire to Sunita "You won't want to pay the asking price after what went on under that roof!" (That little statement could come back to haunt Sunita!)
(This post was originally posted by me on the Coronation Street Blog in April, 2010, reposted with permission.)
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