Monday 25 September 2017

Corrie Canada Weekly Awards for Sept. 18 - 22

Passport fail: Can you actually just take a photo of someone randomly for an official passport photo? And why on earth would Phelan have printed them off like that? The face was *huge* compared to passport size that is used. It's ridiculous!

Philosopher award: You got to hand it to Rosie, she's nothing if not eternally positive. "I am an eagle, not a bird in a cage!"

Off the Chart award: Forget Stockholm Syndrome, I think Andy's mind is breaking down and slipping away.

Phantom Food award: This was the first ever mention that Rana and Zeedan actually use the food van she bought.

Rebel Rebel award: Nice to see there's still some of the old social fire in Toyah when she had a good old rant about social issues not being reported properly in the newspaper.

Invisible Man award: How on earth did Will manage to hide drugs in a busy restaurant kitchen?

Musical ambiance: "The Long and Winding road" with Phelan, Billy and Nicola talking about grief and making a future. "More than a Feeling" while the punters were talking about the new craft beer and all the hype the brewery was giving it. "Rock the Boat" in the pub when Peter was giving Ken and Tracy hell for causing trouble in the pub.

The Soul of Adventure: David the Dog really does have a wandering, adventurous spirit, doesn't he?

Lines of the week:
ina "Poor Sally, stung by a bee"
Tracy to Steve "You are the sneakiest man in town but you're too stupid to recognize it"
Nicola about Phelan "We're alike in so many ways" (let's hope not!)
Rosie about Eva "She's a right Bridezilla that one. Although, I do want unicorns at my wedding" (eh?)
Phelan "You think it's easy keeping you in here? I'm tired of it. I want it to stop" (really? Andy thinks it's a day at the beach. Not.)
Steve about the beer "Craft is just real ale with more tattoos and fancier beards"
Yasmeen "My poor terrorized chickens have quite literally been in a flap!"
Tracy to Toyah "It's your family that make our family look normal" Leanne "Excuse me, how many bodies have you got buried in your backyard?"





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