Moaning Minnie/Whining Wendy award: Tracy and Rob. Chesney. Ryan. Gary. Katy. Change the bloody record.
Goose is cooked award: Gary is pretty sure Katy is going to tell all to Izzy.
Appropriately named award: There's probably a good reason why they're called DUMBbells. At least where Chesney and his motives are concerned.
Not a Big Deal award: Low key opening of the pub includes champagne and balloons, if Gloria has her way.
Feckless Fella award: Karl has never worked as hard as he has these past two weeks. He's probably never worked hard in his life.
Sense of Entitlement award: Gloria wants a guided tour of the pub/building site in the middle of the high pressure to finish before Sunday. Go away.
Self Destruction award: Chesney is trying to get fit. And then has a beer before his date, which he's probably nervous about.
Well Duh award: Dev is surprised to consider that Aadi might feel as messed up inside as he does.
Reasonable excuse: Why is Izzy surprised Tina doesn't want to work for Owen? On the surface of it, she's pregnant and would be working two jobs. Obviously prefers the pub and two jobs are tiring once you're pregnancy is advanced. Yes, we know it's because of Gary but even so...
Musical ambiance: End of the World as we Know it, playing while Karl is fixing the fittings and fixtures in the pub.
Watch your back award: I think Tracy could possibly have met her match with Carla who's watching her every move.
Style award: Leanne's got a new do, I like it!
Pants on fire award: Tracy is acting practically like an invalid post-mugging.
Phrase of Doom award: Izzy tells Katy Chesney is loyal, just like Gary. Withing minutes you know what happened, right?
Lines of the week:
Roy to Craig "Do you think it's going to develop little legs and take itself to the nearst bin?"
Beth to Sinead about men "They're all interested, just some are better at hiding it than others"
Rob to Carla "No need to bite her head off" Carla "Sorry, force of habit"
Steve "Women like to know who's boss, you got to show 'em the trou.....sers" (as Michelle walks up...wearing trousers)
Carla to Peter "You've got a built in Tracy Barlow lie detector?" Peter "Yes, in full working order, new batteries"
Rob "Did you really murder your ex?" Tracy "Does it really matter?... I have never murdered anyone I liked" (that wouldn't make me feel better)
Rita to Dennis "Do you know what a mojo is?" Dennis "a cocktail?" (that's Mohito!)
Sean "WWBS is my motto... What would Betty say?" (Too right!)
Kirk "I should have been the one out there getting robbed"
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