Oh Grow Up award: Nick whinging about the bar, they're all out to get me. Poor diddums.
Suck it up award: Molly feeling all "poor me" and hard done by, Sorry chick, you've had it coming for a long time.
I'm a builder, not a whiner award: Owen does know what he's doing. Nick is a useless twit.
Rememberence award: Poppy Red star: In the show it was close to Nov. 11. Remember last year when Gary scoffed and Ted reprimanded? Now Gary is fighting for his country.
Pants on Fire award: Molly lied to Jack and Auntie Pam and said she did love Tyrone. Liar! She only went back to him because Kevin wouldn't have her.
Sabotage award: Gold Star: Carla got nicked for drinking and driving and she made Peter come bail her out. She's got money, and could have called a cab after, was this her way of ruining the bar opening for Leanne?
Asshole award: Platinum star: Kevin Webster.
Self destructive award: Gold Star: Leanne *always* ends up shooting herself in the foot! This affair is not going to end well.
Lines of the week:
Ashley "We can't carry on like this" Claire "Who says we're going to carry on at all?" (Oh shut up)
Liz "I don't want to go somewhere where you have to hold your glass down every ten minutes while a tram clatters overhead. " (ahem)
Chris about the bar "I'll give it six months" (you'd lose that bet)
Kevin "I have so much love to give and nowhere to give it" (Hello? Family? Wife and kids?)
John "This is just a nut job!" (Takes one to know one)
Molly "Everything I say feels like a lie" (um...)
Carla to Peter "Stop trying to fix everything" (then stop calling him when you're in trouble)
Carla "Leanne doesn't drink and drive or throw herself at other men!" (you're half right)
Nick about Jason "He puts the G in Gormless"
Jack "Come on. Let's go do a bit of living"
Tyrone "Good night, Dad" (gulp)
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