Monday 3 September 2012

Corrie Canada weekly awards: August 27 - 31

If looks could kill award: Anna's got the measure of Mary and put her in her place.

Not Crying Wolf award: Tracy really is ill, she's not just pretending.

Manipulation award: Mary pretended the hotel messed up the booking. Lucky she had fresh linens on the beds in the motorhome. What a coincidence. I don't think.

Welcome to the real world award: Rob is discovering that having a group of women working for him isn't so straightforward as he thought.

Fashion disaster award: Mary.

Oblivious award: Roy just never had a clue about Mary's intentions all along. Steve believes Ryan's lies about not doing drugs even with a dealer lurking in the corners.

More than this award: It wasn't the criminal record that went against Gary, it was the type, assaulting an officer (and also assaulting David Platt if you will remember) and his PTSD as well.

Somebody Stop Me award: Mary delayed and delayed hoping Norris would stop her leaving but Hayley did. Some really lovely scenes between the two women!

Deja Vu award: Steve gives Tracy mixed signals over and over. Tracy chases Steve and has a go at his newest squeeze. Change the record.

Busted award! Amy saw Steve kissing Michelle.

Let the Games Begin Award: Tracy's home and gunning for Michelle.

That Kid Has Talent Award: Sophie told little Jack they had to go before he learned naughty words and the baby smiled up at her!

It's not your fight award: Eva caused trouble for Karl and got him sacked because he betrayed her mother. I understand her angst but it's not her fight.

Nosey Parker award: It's only your business, Owen, if Izzy and Gary make it your business.
Is that supposed to be a fashionable look because it looks awful on Eva! The flouncy curly look she had later in the pub was much nicer, if a bit over the top.

Big Jessie award: Paul won't put a plug in his ears.

Inconsiderate award: Kevin always was a rude oik. He'd sure be hollering if the shoe was on the other foot.

Master Manipulator award: Owen is pouring poison in Chesney's ears so that Ches will push harder against the surrocacy thing. It nearly lost him both daughters and a girlfriend.

Pots and Kettles award: Tracy accusing Michelle of having a druggie son. Tracy who only has one kidney because of her own drug use.

How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways: Ryan. Nuff said.

Musical Ambience, Under Pressure playing in the garage. Poor Ty.


Lines of the week:
Tracy "You know me. Anything to help somebody" (Um. Really?)
Ryan to Steve "You, mature? Overripe, maybe"
Tracy "If you stick your oar in, I'm going to snap it off" Ken "It's you that looks like you need a paddle" (*snork*)
Ken about Tracy "She's not there for your convenience, you're there for hers"
Steve to Tracy "Michelle is everything you are not. She's kind, funny, thoughtful and not a complete and utter psycho!" (and she's gorgeous and has a killer figure, and her face never looks like this face (on the right) even when she's angry or crying!)
Norris "Nothing says Loser like a sweating contestant"
Mary "Show me forbidden fruit and I'm like Eve at an eat as much as you like buffet"
Amy to Steve "You tell lies!" (Doesn't he just!)
Steve "I think 'seeing somebody else' is a bit strong"
Tracy "Not only are you a liar, but you're teaching your daughter to be one as well" (spot on)
Anna about Mary "She's like a pirahna in a cardie"
Lloyd to Michelle "You're a braver woman than me"
Tina "Women like men with a sense of humour" Lloyd "I'm single and i've got more knock knock jokes than you can shake a stick at"
Owen "What you see is what you get with me" Anna "Yeah. And folk see a loud mouthed bully" (spot on there, too)
Sunita to Karl "My life finally makes sense because of you" (Oh you poor deluded woman)
Anna to Owen "Shouting and Bawling is not going to get you anywhere" (but he never learns)
Beth "A big dollop? That's no way to talk about Brian!"
Beth "We can't all be like something out of Jackie Collins"
Owen "You're not talking loud enough, Chesney"
Michelle "Tracy's the flaming recipe. Recipe for disaster"

DON'T FORGET: Corrie is back to 30 minutes this week at 6:30 p.m.

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