Crawling Back award: Rob is back with Eva but Stella's not too happy about it since he was coming on to her 5 minutes ago.
Pants on Fire award: Ryan lied about going to the gig but was busted in minutes by Sophie.
Shouldn't have sacked me award: Gobby star: Tommy announced to the whole pub that Kirsty abused Tyrone so Tyrone told everyone Tommy was using the garage to transport drugs.
Spark out award: Awww lickle Jack was sound asleep during his scene with Sophie.
Punching above your station award: Tina's never worked in an office before and she's going to do bookeeping for Owen? It might not be rocket science but it's not that simple. Invoicing, Payroll...
Pants on Fire award:
- Karl told Kevin there were no other complaints about the smoke alarms. I don't believe Rita let him out of the Kabin without tearing a strip off and getting her money back.
- Sean pretended he had a date.
- But the gold star has to go to Ryan who pretended he was only at the factory to see his mother and said Rob attacked him!
Nightmare on Coronation Street award: Tracy's seduction of Ryan had the intended effect.
Punters from Hell are Everywhere award: Lewis wishes he had opened a little bar in Greece, but there are demanding customers there too!
Burned your bridges award: Tracy didn't have anyone to look after Amy. Sure you could suggest Emily or Anna or someone but I don't suppose most people would be willing to do Tracy a favour.
Enabling award: Rewarding Ryan's bad behaviour by buying back his guitar is pretty stupid.
Cliche award: So in order to make sure we know Ryan really is a bad'un, he puts a hoodie on to rob from the factory. Add to that, the Contrived award because that way Rob wouldn't recognize Ryan when he walloped him over the head and oh, don't forget the Fashion Fail award. Those pushed up sleeves with the hood up looked ridiculous and the hoodie looks too small on him, as well.
Lines of the week:
Sean about the vase "That deeply offends my finely honed sense of style" (mine too!)
Stella to Rob "I didn't have you down as a sensitive type" (I don't think he is)
Steve to Michelle "You can't keep him under house arrest all the time"
Aidan "Marcus and I do Body Pump" Marcus "You do, I'm more 'body lump'."
Rob upon seeing he knocked out Ryan "Oh $hit" (Ok he didn't say it out loud)
Rob "Come on Ryan, don't do this to me" (Um, you did it to *him*)
Steve "He's just a kid!" (he's 20) Rob "He's a thieving cokehead who was trying to rob me!"
Dev to Sunita (piling on the guilt) "Stealing from your children to pay for your lover. That's a new low even for you" (ouch)
Jason, suffering wine instead of beer "I don't know why she's getting all Bistro on us"
Rob "Take off the rose coloured specs. Your son's not Harry Potter, he's Pete Dockerty!"
Tracy "Was it something I said?" (Isn't it always?)
Steve "Tracy is the cupid of hate!"
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I love seeing Sophie and Jack together. It's very obvious that the baby has taken to her!
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