Billing and cooing award: Oh ick. Tracy feeding Ryan to wind up Michelle. Steve and Michelle snogging to wind up Ryan. (They were trying to watch Ferris Beuller later on)
Miracles happen award: - The brewery does deliveries on Sundays? - Cilla has a rich bloke and has invited her son for a visit. (Not her daughter, Fiz, I see?)
Instant baby: Waters broke and the contractions started instantly without anything happening up to then. Is that possible? I suppose so.
Pariah award: Everyone's against Tina. Even Tommy seems to be pretty critical of her. He's right. She IS obsessed and she can't let things lie so digs herself in deeper with every step. Kirsty antagonizing her makes her just as bad, though.
Hurricane award Gloria blew into town like a storm of fresh air!
Wearing Blinders award: Is it me or is Gary obsessed about being a father to the expense of everything else?
Holding Court award: Gloria took over the pub, let everyone else do the work, getting rid of hotpot, getting Karl back behind the bar, but she pushed a bit too far and got chucked out.
Musical ambience. Stella and Gloria fighting to "Waterloo".
Lines of the Week: Gloria to Sunita "So it's you that's made my little girl cry. Hardly worth the hanky!"
Gloria to Stella "A relationship isn't just hard work, it's hard work and graft, especially for a woman of your age and bust size"
Kevin to Tyrone "If me and you can make up after everything that's happened, I'm sure you and Tommy can" (not if Kirsty's in the driver's seat)
Marcus "I'm a midwife" Gloria "I'm a mother!"
Tracy "Only bad people hoover on a Sunday night"
Tyrone to the baby "You've mended everything" (Babies don't make very good bandaids)
Gloria "Nobody eats hotpot these days" Rita "I do" Gloria "Well you know what they say...you are what you eat!"
Deirdre to Ryan "I think you're all right. You've got lovely manners and great taste!" (well anyone that loves the marrow must be ok, right?)
Tina "You're beginning to sound like a couple of kids" (Listen to yourself lately?)
Sean to Gloria "By God, Betty knew how to hold a grudge!"
Gloria "It's Norris doing a butch voice"
Sean "I have never EVER had a hissy fit in my life" (No?)
Gary "This isn't just about you" (no, but it's not all about you either)
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3 comments:
The musical award should go to Steve and Michlle singing Cockney drinking songs. Hilarious.
You should get an award for "a storm of fresh air".
Thanks, assuming a storm is a good thing :)
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