Actually, no, this is love...
Matchmaker award: Tina gently nudged Rita and Dennis together.
Everyone's a Sherlock award: The police are innundated with "helpful" people giving them tips on who could have done it. And everyone else is nosing around earwigging, sweeping wet pavements, anything to find out any little detail about the investigation.
He's no Marlon Brando award: Karl screaming out STELLLLLAAAA on the Rovers Rooftop!
Moral Compass fail award: Eileen and Paul dining out a few hours after Lesley scalded herself. Yes, Marcus is capable and trained but it really just leaves me creeped out. Someone call Social Services!
Out of character award: Sunita's first trip to a casino and it's with a man that isn't Dev? I'll say this, though, she enjoyed the attention!
Witch hunt award: Black star: It doesn't take much to suspect Lewis of theft. He's got prior but it was too obvious to be him.
Cliche star: The one arrested is never the one that's dunnit.
Playing them at their own game award: Carla was a pretty cool customer under questioning by the cops!
Heartwarmer of the week: The engagement of Rita and Dennis, celebrated in the Bistro surrounded by friends.
Jealous Ignorant Oik award: Norris never fails to get up my nose. Nobody pays him any mind, at least.
Scam Artist award: Karl trying to overcharge Rita to line his own pockets.
Unreality check award: Paul refuses to accept Lesley needs more help than he can give.
Out of the mouths of babes award: Simon sure knows how to hurt Peter to the quick. But the little lad is suffering.
Be careful what you wish for award: Carla said she only wanted what everyone else had... a nice boyfriend... Well if she will keep on picking psychos or everyone else's fella it kind of reduces the odds of finding a nice one.
Lines of the Week:
Tina "Norris wouldn't welcome a sunny day"
Rita to Dennis "I don't need hearts and flowers. Just a question."
Peter "As an alibi, amnesia really sucks"
Lewis "The jungle drums have been busy."
Sean "Seven long years and almost as many bosses!" (He's right there! probably more! Liam, Paul, Nick, Danny, Carla, Frank, Tony, Luke, Adam, possibly Mike Baldwin as well)
Norris to Ken "Don't gawp!" (you mean like you're doing?)
Carla "If i'd have killed Frank Foster, it would have been because he raped me"
and "He's a rapist and I hated him. They're not motives. They're cold hard facts" and "Call me big headed. MISTER Nash, but i thought i'd make a better murderer than that!"
Sylvia "We live in self congratulatory times, Norris, it's like a disease." (jealousy!)
Lewis "Show me a man who understands women and I'll show you a fool"
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