Best Actor - Jack P Shepherd (David Platt). I love David, even now he's got that beard and did.....did Audrey give him a perm?!
Best Actress - Patti Clare (Mary Taylor-Cole). I love what the writers have done with Mary this year and Patti C can do it all - comedy, pathos, tragedy, anger, shame, and so forth. Long may her storylines continue.
Best Villain - Pat Phelan (Connor McIntyre). Even Nasty Nathan and Evil Clark Kent (Michelle's stalker Will) were no competition.
Funniest Male - Brian Packham (Peter Gunn). Stiff competition from Steve and Tim, but Brian always brings the hilarity.
Funniest Female - Gemma Winter (Dolly Rose Campbell). Everything Gemma does is amazing.
Best Newcomer - Daniel Osborne (Rob Mallard). OK, he technically arrived at the end of last year, but I love Daniel with his longing looks from under lashes, his languid limbs, his shortlived romance with
Runner Up - Nicola Rubenstein. An interesting character whom I hope stays on after Phelan is banged up.
Best Young Actor - Fay(e) Windass (Ellie Leach). I do love Blanche-a-like Amy Barlow but Faye's teenage eye-rolls always make me laugh.
Sexiest Male - Andy Carver (Oliver Farnworth). Even with the kidnap stubble and the crusty denim shirt.
Sexiest Female - Eva Price (Cath Tyldesley)
Runner up - Rosie Webster
Best Partnership - Norris and Mary.
Runner Up - Todd and Billy (sob!)
Most On/Off/On/Off/On/Off/On/Off Couple - Gary and Sarah
Runner up - Faye and Seb
Best Storyline - The Evengeance of Ms Price
Mystery Storyline - Who Clobbered Ken?
Runner Up - Who's Leanne's Baby Daddy?
Most Upsetting Storyline - Bethany's grooming by Nathan
Runner up - Michelle's miscarriage
Best Return - Carla!
Runner up - Rob Donovan
Worst Exit - Moo(i)ra with Vic Reeves to Stoke On Trent (the horror!). At least there's a way back for our titian queen of the medical centre.
Runner Up - Mr Tilsley in the Nicksand (or, slightly after anyway).
Worst Dressed - Kate gives Toyah a run for her money with her ensembles from the 1978 edition of the Clothkits catalogue, but Ms Battersby's high necked Edwardian blouses make me reach for the sickbag.
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