Monday 8 April 2013

Corrie Canada Weekly awards: April 1-5

Deja Vu award: Poor Sunita. First she's trapped in the shop after the tram crash and now this.

A face only a mother could love: Eileen wasn't too happy to see Jason stripping down and all the women howling for his skin!

Worst acting ever: Dev Alahan and you all saw why.

All about me award: Eileen screaming at Paul not to do that to her (he was going in to the inferno to save a life)

Are you new here award: Doctor Carter was in the Bistro at the charity event but was nowhere to be seen at the fire scene.

Let Down award: Jason was so worried about Stella. Her first words? "Karl" Ouch.

Ironic award: Everyone's fawning over Karl for being a hero. Too bad he's a selfish murdering bum.

Breaking point award: Kirsty's getting more and more shaky.

Joe McIntyre Award: Karl only meant to burn down the pub. Now he's got Toni killed and at least two attempted murder charges as well if Sunita survives. Joe always got it horribly wrong too!

Spot On award: Jason suggested that Karl burned down the Rovers.

Self Serving award: Karl made sure to let Dev know that Jason is suspected of starting the fire.

Obligatory Cliche Trial Objection: Tyrone hollering at Kirsty's lies on the stand.

Barking up the wrong tree: First Jason is accused and now it looks like the police think Sunita did it.

Lines of the week:
Beth "That's what Facebook was invented for!" Sean "Aye but you're not looking at their faces!"
Gloria about Sunita "Her threats are emptier than her head" ..."What's the worst she could do?" (um...)
Norris "It sounds like downtown Gomorroah out here"
EMT staff "Your daughter's very poorly." (That's putting it mildly.)
Peter to Rob "If she starts wimpering you just have to let her out for a wee. Rob "I was talking about Tracy" Peter "So was I"
Nick "Why don't we choose optimistic, make it more bearable"
Paul "She's dead." Eileen "And so would Karl and Sunita be" (and Stella. You remember her?)
Gloria to Stella "I'm the flakey one in this relationship" and "Mothers go first. That's the deal"
Sylvia "Why don't you dig a hole and bury me now!"
Gloria to Karl "What you did was brave and very special" (especially that bit where he lit the fire)
Sylvia "She's used to standing by her man in the dock. When she's not in the dock herself, that is" (Got filled in on all Fiz's history, I see)
Jason "I wouldn't be surprised if he burned down the Rovers"
Gloria to Jason "It's not all about you" (Well, yes it is, if you're accusing him of causing the fire)
Sylvia "I don't like to relax. I don't see the point of it"
Karl "How did things get out of control?" (you might well ask)
Roy "Are you sulking?" Sylvia "I'm merely saving my conversational prowess for the imaginitively named One O'clock Club"
Alison "You can't send an innocent man to prison!" Kirsty "Watch me!"



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