Suffering Artiste award: Actually, it's not the artist that's suffering, it's everyone else!
Everyday life award: Fiz and Tyrone debating red and brown sauce. Awww it's nice to see them doing normal stuff.
Inappropriate award: Anna had no business bothering Dev about who he rents the shop flat to. Not at a time like this.
That business with Steve's suit and button popping was absolutely not needed.
Peeing contest award: Rob and Peter banging horns on the top of the mountain.
Crap support award: Steve really does mean well, trying to support Dev, but he's kind of rubbish at it isn't he! He was a bit better with Eileen at least.
Musical ambience award: "Let's hear it for the boy" while Stella and Karl are discussing their reunion.
Continuity WHAT? Tim bought a sofa bed between Friday and Monday episodes (Thursday and Friday on our screens). He's out of work. Why wouldn't there have been a sofa already in the flat that Dev would have owned? The rest of the furniture must be Dev's.
Tattoo You award: It's been quite some time since we've seen Peter's tatts!
Lines of the week:
Deirdre about her candle holder "You will not find anything like that in a department store, it's a one off" (I Love it that Deirdre's pots and things are still lurking in the corners!)
Peter about Rob and Tracy "Can you imagine if them two had a kid?" Carla "I don't have to. I have seen The Omen" (Damien!!!!!)
Sylvia "Children need parents that get on otherwise they'll turn out very oddly" (Roy got the point)
Eva "Have you booked the horses? The wild ones you'd have to have to get me to that cow's funeral"
Dev "Is there a subject on the planet that you are not an expert on, Mr. Cropper" (no, not much)
Gloria "Sunita was a pyromaniac and a scrubber"
Karl "I killed Sunita" (oh you didn't think he'd *really* confess the real deal did you?)
Paul "This can't be the end?" Eileen "'cept it is"
Eileen to Paul "I can't believe you stayed down here last night" (you did tell him it was over)
Julie "We are both compassionate people" Brian "I am completely selfish, cold, and indifferent"
Steve about Lloyd's tombstone "Go on then, just the one" Paul "What's on yours?" Steve "It's not my fault" (got it in one!!!)
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