Monday, 29 May 2017
Corrie Canada Weekly Awards May 22 - 26
Confession is good for the soul: Rob confessed to being with Tracy and Tracy retracted her confession about Ken.
Soap Law #431: 7 minutes in a cell with Rob. Hands up how many of you think Tracy's going to be up the duff?
Throwback award: Jenny mentioned the fact that Gina used to flirt with Kevin back in the day.
Musical Ambience: "Help me Make it Through the Night" in the Kabin while David was hoping that Clayton died of his injuries.
Diversionary Tactics: Rob and Amy drove out the back lane as the armed response team came screaming up the lane and arrested Tracy who confessed, falsely, to attacking her father. Good thing she's an excellent liar.
Aphrodisiac award: Relief is a powerful thing, apparently. (Maria and Aidan)
Lines of the week:
Beth "me little lamb's growing up into a big, strong man"
Detective Inspector "You'd have to be an idiot to leave your daughter with a convicted murderer who's on the run from some pretty nasty people" (Have you met Tracy?)
Audrey to Sally "How are you? Gail told me about your gremlins" David "It's trolls, Gran"
Sean "To flake or not to flake, that is the question" (Ice cream, that is)
Sophie worries about genes (re: Gina's illness) Rosie "What's jeans got to do with it?"
Ken "If Tracy didn't attack me, who did?" (I think every single one of the suspects is going to be arrested at this rate. Rubbish cops)
Rosie "Why don't houses have windscreen wipers?"
Mary about Sean "That lo down knicker stitching cheat!!!!"
Daniel to Sinead "Is this a random existential crisis or are you on about something specific"
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