5 ways to get Pat Phelan out of Coronation Street

(This post was originally posted by Flaming Nora on the Coronation Street Blog October 2017, reposted to this blog with permission.)


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Without Connor McIntyre the actor, there would be no nasty Pat Phelan on Coronation Street. Why? Because he is the nasty Pat Phelan. So the best way to get rid of Pat Phelan is to get rid of Connor McIntyre. How? Five choices. Offer him a role as one of the following:

1. Make him the new Doctor Who

He certainly looks quirky enough and the Daleks would run a mile from him. He could do untold damage up there and then rebuild the universe using Pat Phelan’s skills.

2. Make him a new Loose Woman

We’ve seen him in Eileen’s dressing gown and he looks every inch the little lady. He’d fit in well on Loose Women and keep some of the prima donnas on there grounded.

3. Make him a Strictly dancer

I’ve seen some of the guy’s moves and he’d set the Blackpool Tower Ballroom alight. Oh well they can always build another one.

4. Make him the new Harry Hill

All he’s missing is the line of biros sticking out of Harry’s top pocket. He could always nick a set from the Kabin before he leaves.

5. Make him the new Incredible Hulk

He’s certainly ugly enough and nasty enough. We’ve just got to teach him to turn green

So there you are. That’s five suggestions from the Daily Bungler. Have you got a favourite or have you got a better one of your own.

Guest blog post by Derek Bray who blogs here.

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