Greem eyed monster award: Jealous star: Eva turned them into really HOT pots, caused a near riot and all for a misunderstanding, then wore a top cut down to her navel to make him jealous. It may have worked.
Also, Lewis staring daggers at the Mayor for chatting up Audrey and Sunita fuming over Stella and Karl's romantic evening.
Papparazzi award: Well Nick did say he wanted the publicity from the dinner party!
Too big for your boots award: Stella is threatening a lawsuit against Sean? In whose fantasy court, I ask? He owns the recipe, it's his call where and who he makes it for.
Unreasonable award: Not sure who's dug their heels in further, Peter or Leanne but I think Peter might have the edge there.
Stella only gave Sean his dinner hour to make a batch of hotpot and hollered at him for only making 30.
High Standards award: Kirsty's father sure has strong opinions but to be fair, they sure sprung a lot on him out of the blue.
Fashion shout out. Lewis in yellow marigolds! Everyone else seemed shocked, too!
Pants on Fire award: Simon told the court officer that he hates his dad. Karl trying to get out of the dinner party at the Alahans.
Show off award: Dev singing karaoke. That whole dinner party was sick inducing. But then so is the Karlita affair.
More than you bargained for award: The surprise party was more of a surprise for Tyrone than Kirsty. Ouch!
You've changed your tune award: David's backed down, Audrey's offered him his job back.
The Signs are There Award: Dev wonders if Sunita wants to get away from him by working in the pub. Well then, pay attention and do something about it.
Putting the Fun in DysFunctional: Why are funerals always rife with bitterness and accusations? Have some decorum, people.
Magic Bank award: How on earth could David and Kylie get approval for a mortgage?
Dumb Bunny award: Gold, Silver and Bronze star: Tommy. (and the Pants on Fire award for all the lies he's telling)
Nice Buns award: Roy doesn't know what Dolly Parton is famous for? Really?
Just kill me now award: Bored star: Norris banging on and on and on about that flaming contest.
She's at it again award: Faye stole all the flowers!
Lines of the Week:
Nick "I'd rather hire Manuel from Fawlty Towers"
David "There are some people that are supposed to grovel and serve. And there's me"
Tyrone "Beth wants to make a man out of Tommy" Kirsty "That explains the look of terror"
Nick to Eva "I don't do "mad, vindictive women" (he did do Tracy Barlow, however) and "you're not mad, you're unhinged!"
Sean to Stella "How many years did you and Betty go back?" (Yay! I still don't think there's a legal leg to stand on).
Stella to Karl "It feels a bit weird, trying to be romantic. Takes time to switch off" (If it's real, it's not that hard to be romantic)
Tyrone "I don't understand how someone who can love you one minute, can use you as a punchbag the next" (Like your mother you mean?) and "I'll work on trying not to get on your wick as much" (But he wasn't getting on her wick, really)
Nick "The difference is my gran isn't a bunny boiling headcase"
Leanne "You're just one big walking cliche"
Norris "I'm not Grumpy" Faye "So which one are ya?"
Eileen to Sean "Your ability to lie is second only to your ability to throw a ball"
Gail "Can I just nip this in the bud?" Norris "That's an unfortunate choice of words"
Peter to Leanne "Everybody has a past" (you included, me laddo. Bigamy anyone?)
Spelling fail award: Faye's sign "Fresh Flours"
Steve about Carla "I barely recognize her without a coffin 4 feet behind her."
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