Mein Hostess Fail award: Sunita made Karl sleep on the sofa that first night. With the kids' beds empty upstairs.
Was this a Bad Idea? award: Carla's already second guessing having Sally as a partner and it's not even happened yet.
Not your biggest fan award: Sarky star: Michelle sure is vocal about her dislike of Sally.
Little jugs Big ears award: Simon doesn't miss a trick (see lines of the week entry below)
Safety in the Workplace Fail: Carla didn't seem to see anything wrong with letting Simon run around a factory and Hayley certainly should have known better.
Crass award: Mary as usual these days. Why on earth would she make a joke to Norris about him being a little in love with Betty?
Restaurant critic award: Five Stars: Simon instructing Roy on whether to feature liver and onions!
Who are you again? award: Sticking St. Ella into the storyline again (helping them clear out Betty's things.)
Darth Vader award: Death Star: Tommy, this is your father!!!! And he's about as trustworthy. What a slime!
Reality check award: Tommy wanted to believe all good things about his dad. He got a rude awakening.
Trouble stirring award: Terry is determined to groom Tommy and worked it so Tommy and Ty fell out.
Nosy old woman award: Why would Rita be reading Betty's private correspondence.
Lines of the Week:
Simon "What's a Black Widow?" Carla tells him (spider) Simon "It's just that Leanne said you were one when it came to men"
David to Audrey about Lewis "I see you've not had him surgically removed from you while you were gone"
Stylist geek "In the cutting game there are no short cuts"
Karl to Stella "You can trust me" (no she can't)
Carla "I haven't had the best luck with business partners" Michelle "At least you won't fall in love with this one"
Kirk "Have you noticed, when you've lost something it's always in the last place you look" (um. yes)
Maria "He must have gone back to find him. He's so intelligent sometimes!" Audrey "Ooohh you mean Ozzie!?"
Audrey "Not only have you bit the hand that fed you, you've swallowed it whole" and "Did the captain of the Titanic thank the iceberg?"
Tommy "She's purring!" Tyrone "If i had a cat that sounded like that, i'd put it down!" (Lots of great lines regarding the VW van!)
Norris to Audrey "Your lot make the Borgias look like the Waltons"
Gordon "She's dead, Rita" (gulp)
Tommy "Who the hell do you think you are?" Tyrone "Tommy, this is your dad"
Kylie "She were all right, as far as old biddies go" (Kylie being Kylie)
Terry to Tommy "I made so many mistakes" Tina "Speak up, I can hardly hear over the sound of violins"
Terry about Roy "Where's the Rainman"
Terry about Tyrone "Oh look out, here comes the umpa lumpa"
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