Crass Award: Norris for nosing in and trying to get Gordon to offer to pay off Betty's outstanding paper bill.
Recipe for disaster award: Lamb star: Betty left her recipe for hotpot to Sean. But it sounded like it would only feed a few people, not the 5000, not with only 3 pounds of meat and 4 carrots!
Heartless swine award: Gold Star: Peter breaking little Simon's heart, banning him from seeing Leanne.
Silver Star: Kylie pushed and pushed David and Audrey's heart attack was the result.
Boys' club award: Wonderful little scene with Karl, Steve, Dennis and Lewis smoking cigars out back.
He's got a conscience after all award: David has realized the error of his ways. Maybe too little too late? Audrey's not talking to him and his wife is out the door.
Touched a nerve award: Gold star: Terry reacted quite strongly when Tyrone mentioned Jack to him.
The Libido has no conscience award: Kevin was actually going to give Jack to Pam and Bill so he and Sally could get back together. I don't want Sally and Kevin back together anyway.
Payoff award: Corrupted star: Terry most definitely was paying off the councillor to get around planning permissions. Now he's in trouble with a loan shark.
Cash star: So Terry managed to get his hands on Tommy's money!
So not fair award: Not only was Julie not pregnant, a tumour means she may never be.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall award: Gold Star: Sally came crashing down to earth. No chance of her name on the door now that Carla has inherited Frank's share of the factory.
Slippery Slope award: Cracked star: If Peter's accusing Carla of not loving Simon, it's the beginning of the end, if you ask me.
Emotional star: Red wine and self pity will put Sally back in Kevin's bed every time!
Phrase of Doom award: "Me and Sally are back together properly" Except when everyone pointed out Sally would be a mother to Jack, and Jack had a bad teething day, it changed things.
Somebody's watching me award: Sally thinks the baby *knows* how she really feels. With the looks he's been giving her, I swear she's right!
Lines of the Week:
Tina to Gordon "I loved your mum. She was Top" (so say we all)
Lewis "I quite like being told. Where's the fun in coming home late if there's no curfew?"
Tyrone "Terry Duckworth doesn't build, he destroys"
Sally "I'll always be the same old Sally" Beth "That's what worries us"
Simon "It's not just a grown up thing, it's a kid thing too, cause I've fallen out of love with you!"
Roy "Tastefully dressed Lap dancers. I very much doubt it"
Peter to Carla "There's not a man on earth that can resist you" (and he's still wearing his wedding band)
Terry to the barricaders "So what's this then? The knitting club?"
Terry "I'm the sort of entrepreneur this country needs"
Kevin to Sally about Jack "Just ignore him! I'll do the child minding" (yeah, like that's going to work)
Sally "I can't find the love that Jack needs"
Kylie "One Gail Platt in this world is enough for anyone"
Tommy to the thugs about his dad "I'm not like him" (you're stupider for a start)
Norris had a good week:
"A Barful of mucky women!" Rita "How mucky?" (didn't Rita used to be an "exotic dancer"?)
"She could have had somebody's eye out with the bust on her!"
"There'll be no den of iniquity on this street. Not on my watch!"
"Underestimate the power of a rota at your peril"
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