Coping skills? What coping skills award: Gold Star: The guilt has broken John.
Silver Star: Gary isn't in the best place, either.
Busted! award: Gold Star: Didn't take long for Owen to find out about the cheque!
Fashion Award: Plaid shirt and yellow marigolds? Really, Sean?
Sisterhood Award: Gold Star: Eileen has finally really let Julie in. They get the Covert Operations award too!
Smug Award: Gold Star: Rosie... She figures she was right about Stape all along. She wasn't far wrong as it happens. If you can't with them with cake, win them with a wink: Eddie managed to charm a scared and unsure little girl.
Brilliant Revenge Award: Gold Star: (tie) Julie's plan to get Owen under control and Sally's plan to thwart Kevin's house sale!
That's You Told award: Ken sure put Tracy in her place, didn't he? "It's not how much they think of Claire, it's how little they think of you"
Piranha award: Tracy. (who was it that mispronounced Pariah as Piranha awhile back? Eddie? Les? When Tracy's concerned, I think Piranha works on more levels than the "Nobody loves me" meaning. )
I wouldn't argue with him award: Ciaran is twice Nick's size and he's got a major problem with Nick encouraging Peter to drink.
Jealousy award: Gold Star: Lloyd needs to find a new attitude.
Silver Star: Chris needs to let go of the past
Slimy Manipulative Lowlife award: Gold Star: Nick. Naturally. He doesn't even feel a shred of guilt!
Silver Star: Chris... he's setting up Lloyd.
Are you noticing a pattern?
Silver Star: Janice's ugly purple track suit!!!
Shoot yourself in the foot award: Gold Star: Eileen chucked one of her jobs in, having gone off in a temper and a fit of pride. And she'll end up with no paying lodgers either if she's not careful.
Silver Star: Janice was too drunk to be allowed on the plane!
Bronze Star: Gary kicked off and got himself chucked out of the army.
Rival Singles nights: The Flying Horse was also advertising a singles night as well as the Rovers.
Shame on you award: Liquid Star: Simon saw Peter drinking. Will that shock him into sobriety? Will he keep to it? That would be too easy wouldn't it?
Gold Star: Eileen stole Owen's money!
Lines of the week:
Carla to Michelle: "Life's too short, kid, there's nothing like looking down the barrel of a gun to make you realise that"
Eddie "I don't really hold with putting vegetables in cake, it goes against nature"
Rosie "It was about six inches away from my head" Eileen "And about a foot away from your brain!"
Rosie: "You got him to do what you wanted and you're not even wearing anything low cut!" Eileen "At my age, that's more of a threat than a promise!"
Gary "It was either spit it out or choke on it"
Sally to Janice "I would have thought all your dates would be speed dates"
David "Old Spice, Impulse and a touch of Despair"
Eileen "My heart was going like clappers!" Sean "I know, like a woodpecker on speed!"
Ciaran to Carla "I'm more than a pretty face you know!"
Norris: "I was just about to give that young man a verbal drubbing he wouldn't forget for a very long time!" (really?)
John: "They can't fix me. There's no cure for evil"
Chris: "Leave me out of it, I'm just an innocent bystander" (Izzy Eckerslike!)
Deirdre: "I've got no time for stuffing marrows today. It's ready-made or nothing!" (Thank God for that!)
Rosie: "You can't spell psychological without 'psycho'" (Actually, that was a great line!)
Tracy "I've been lying in hospital dreaming of sewing chavvy knickers" *slopes off* Carla "That went well"
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