Performance of the week: Chris Gascoyne kept me riveted.
RGI Award: Jeff thinks Sally is a (really) good idea? Romance really is dead.
That's you all told award: Gold Star: What a telling off Peter gave them all! Boy was it ever! And then he give Nick holy old Hell in the Joinery too!
Silver Star: And didn't Janice take a good sized strip off Nick!
Rubbing salt in the wound award: Gold Star: Even backed into a corner, Nick still couldn't resist rubbing Peter's nose in half truths and handed him the bottle. Swine!!!!
Big sister award: Gold Star: Sunita is always so nice to Sophie.
Tactful Award: Gold Star: What's Eddie like? Roy judiciously keeps silent. I'm gagging on the cake batter in his hair!
Big Brother award: Gold Star: Gary knows how to talk to kids!
Empty Pockets award: Tie: Dev and Steve. Broke.
Prize Idiot award: Dev for not insuring the shop to save a bit of money.
Colly wobbles award: Gold Star: Sunita has a hard time walking in the shop for the first time and was comforted by the woman that stole from her!
Ideas above his station award: Cocky star: David nicking Maria's clients because he's the "'air apparent". Wonder how he came up with that? Or who gave him the idea? Three guesses...(and did you see what i did there? I crack myself up!)
Bear Baiting award: Gold Star: Eileen shouldn't have spilled Owen's beans to Sunita and Sunita shouldn't have spilled it to Owen.Overegging the pudding award: Julie certainly made a mountain out of a molehill. She doesn't remember what happened with Tyrone because she passed out. End of.
Fashion award of the week: Loved Julie's blue coat! And I loved Leanne's red hat!
Fashion Accessory award: Steve's backside teddy bear! Simon's cool shades.
Lines of the week:
Norris (gleefully) "You've got to hand it to the Barlows... the value for money at a wedding..." and "Peter Barlow should open up a laundrette with the amount of dirty laundry he's been waving about"
Betty "I made four dozen heart shaped vol-au-vents" Dev "Break 'em in half, keep with the occasion"
Peter to Leanne "That bouquet in your hand might as well be a wreath" (Ouch)
Gail "When the going gets tough, Nick Tilsley bails out" (had you not noticed before?)
Peter "Of all the bars in all the world...."
Peter to Gutless Tilsley "I'm ashamed for letting a gutless nobody like you get the better of me"
Ken, sarcastically, to Peter "Yeah, well she was lucky to find a saint when she stumbled upon you!" (Ken 1 Peter 0)
Tracy to Nick "Here he is, the best man. Who are the other candidates? Eddie Windass and Hitler?" Nick "I'm sure you've got some kittens to drown."Julie to Tyrone "Our washing's all intermingled! You have to marry me now!" (*gulp*)
Dev to Steve "We might not have any money but we still have our pride" (which you tossed in the gutter to come crawling to Steve)
Eileen "The most romantic thing a bloke does round here is hold your hair when you're getting sick"
Fiz about Tyrone "He probably thinks Feng Shui is a Chinese takeaway"
Steve "No woman could hold a candle to you, Lloyd, you are my rock"
Sunita to Dev "Man up! Do what's necessary and stop whinging about it!" (Yay! tell him!)
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