Saturday, 19 August 2017

Robert and Michelle: A Poem

(This post was originally posted by Graeme N on the Coronation Street Blog in August 2017, reposted to this blog with permission.)


Robert and Michelle, they're so boring
That current storyline leaves me snoring

 Michelle with Steve was barely viable
Putting her with Robert is totally risible 

Please Kate Oates, make it stop
I can't decide which character I'd rather you drop

Arms folded; dead-eyed stares
All those impossibly black dyed hairs

Come on Corrie Street, bring it to an end
Before you send this viewer completely round the bend 

 

By Graeme Naylor (Channeling Pam Ayres).





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