Monday, 9 January 2017
Corrie Canada Weekly awards for Jan. 2 - 6
Personality Transplant fail: Nick wants Simon to teach him all the ins and outs of football, at least that's what it sounded like but Nick was very much into it growing up. People do go off things but football fans never seem to.
Wash, Rinse, Repeat Award: Gary and Sarah. On/Off/On/Off
Inconsistency award: If Macca, who was near death, could be released from hospital a mere 10 days or so later to attend a trial, why is Phelan still in the hospital? He's certainly chipper with all his faculties about him.
Zen award: Peter seems to be so chilled, so calm these days. Perhaps true love really does change you?
Doghouse award: Bethany though she still managed to evade the question of who she fancies by lying that she made it up.
Tosser award: Nick.
Ludicrous award: Would you really organize your own leaving do if you thought you were going to prison? I mean, some yobs might, but Maria? This has got to be the silliest end to the silliest story this year. And since she made such a big deal of it all, of course she wasn't going to prison!
Lines of the week:
Norris to Gemma "You're very loud for someone of your height"
Gary to Bethany "I need ya, otherwise I'm stuck with a mardy teenager to talk to" (and Bethany's not one?)
Phelan to Andy "I own you"
Phelan to Andy "Michael teach you the tricks of the trade before he pegged it?"
Tracy about Adam "Oh here he is, Cocky Balboa" Peter "There's not many people can say they've been beaten up by Kirk!"
Johnny "Maria's got more baggage than an airport carrousel"
Kirk "The number of times I've woken up to find a wet nose where it shouldn't be...and that's just your Auntie Beth!"
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