Sunday 13 May 2007

Canadian Omnibus round up, May 12

Lines of the week:

  • Ken to Adam "You can't just hang around and do nothing all day" Adam "You do" (hello, idiot? Retirement? senior citizen?)
  • steve "I'm very fussy about my women" Eileen "Oh i forgot, you only go for ones with borderline psychotic disorders"
  • Sarah "For God's sake Mother, shut up!" (Woot!)

Well the mothers made it to the wedding after all their misgivings but guess what! Jason did a runner! That makes no sense at all to me. He showed absolutely no doubts at all and it really seemed to come right out of the blue. Surely one question from Charlie asking was he sure couldn't have stoked up the fire? Well, so much for a temporary suspension of artillery fire back and forth between Number 11 and Number 8. I just love the colly wobbles between Gail and Eileen! Gail thinks Jason just wanted what Todd had, but i disagree. Sarah threw herself at him and Jason was never one to bypass that sort of thing. Since Violet didn't want him, he figured he might as well be with Sarah and i think he did come to love her in his way but i don't think he is mature enough to really make a true committment. He didn't stay away too long and on his return, he had the troops out for blood on both sides! Wait, let me get this straight. He got scared because everyone pulled together a wedding and were all supportive and loving and even his mother came in the end?

As predicted, Roy and Hayley have taken Craig in just at the time when Rosie seems preoccupied with new friends in the "in" crowd. Regrets, anyone? David seems to have a full blown crush on Maria. Let's compare. Strong, macho, older Charlie, skinny, shaggy, pimply, surly teenager. Now who would you prefer if you were a 20-something young woman? Ok, yes, Charlie is a manipulative, cheating son of a so and so with a vengeful girlfriend (which makes the danger more attractive) but young David is a psychotic, spoiled, little snot. No contest given Maria has about as much sense as a soap dish. This isn't the first time she's jumped into bed with someone else's man. A moment of madness? Considering the end effect Charlie can have on his women, that's probably more appropriate than Maria knows! She's not strong like Tracy, she could very well end up in the same shoes as Shelley.

Speaking of Tracy, don't you just love how Claire stands right up to Tracy and throws her bitchiness right back at her? I did wonder how Maria was going to be able to afford the rent. all that gobbing off and she can't afford it on her own and misses having a roomie. Stupid girl. No question Charlie put the kibosh on the roomie business. Oh yeah, and did you notice a lot of new artwork on the walls and tables and it even looks like Charlie's furniture was moved to the new house so all that stuff in the flat must be Maria's. So where did she get it and if she can't afford the rent, how did she afford all that decoration?

Adam always was a lazy, spoiled git and he's still proving himself to be. All he seems to want is getting one over on Danny but he couldn't really care less about inheriting his father's business, just the money. And speaking of which, Danny gave in and handed over 40% of the business. No buyout for the villa, no buyout for the flat, no buyout for the cash and investments. I don't think Adam or Ken even thought about that but the solicitor surely should have. I hope Danny isn't going to be away too long, Adam could run that business into the ground for all he actually cares about it.

Liz wasn't too keen on Fred hiring Michelle behind her back and she's going to like it even less now that Vernon thinks he can get his leg over. And Liz obviously feels very threatened by Michelle. Not only is Vernon scratching at her skirts but Steve is slobbering over Michelle too. Molly's moving in to that narrow little bed in the Duckies' and the dog actually got a mention!

Why does Steve think Claire's got a "condition"? Dare i say it? Men! Well, give me a break, you would *never* hear a woman tell another woman who's given birth over a month ago that she can't do something like sit at a switchboard in her condition. I think...yep, just checked, that episode was written by a man. Ashley is acting a bit of a sexist which isn't really like him. Claire is acting really oddly. Post pregnancy hormones must really be playing havoc. She wasn't that bad while she was carrying the baby (yet unnamed!) and for her to leave the baby in a locked car? Maybe she does have a condition!

Aww, Rosie's going to be away, so are Sally and Sophie. Kevin's going to be all alone! Ooh Amber's back! I really like her and i love how she can wind up Dev so easily!

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