Saturday, 12 February 2011

Corrie plot hole of the week

(This post was originally posted by me on the Coronation Street Blog in April, 2010, reposted with permission.)

There was one hole in the plot about the crash this week, a hole big enough to drive a breakdown truck through!

Tyrone didn't take the road to Diggory's, he turned off in a different direction to go to the country pub as a surprise for Molly, yet Kevin drove right past the pub and arrived at Diggory's house.

I would have expected Tyrone to return the way he came to that intersection to take the other turn to Diggory's house that Molly pointed to him. Presumably, Kevin has a Satnav in the breakdown truck to enable him to find people easier, it didn't make sense to me that he would take the wrong road just so he could drive by Tyrone's car parked by the pub and we could say "oooh he drove right by Tyrone's car!" It would have been just as "tension building" to see Kevin at the intersection, check the satnav and turn the other (correct) way. I also notice that it seemed that, though Tyrone had a very long head start, Kevin had caught up with him and passed the pub in awfully quick time.

Other than that, though, the crash was all very well done, wasn't it? Great stunt work, top marks for that and for the rest of the drama. I don't blame Molly for having an initial reaction that had her accusing Kevin of trying to kill her and the baby after he tried not once, but twice to convince her to get rid of the baby. He says it was impulse but, as i said, he came after her two different times on two different days to put pressure on her. That's not impulse. And that's really not like Kevin, either. Kevin is the dad that took his sobbing teenage daughter home and held her and made her cups of tea.

Friday, 11 February 2011

On Coronation Street, It's one idiot after another this week!

(This post was originally posted by me on the Coronation Street Blog in April, 2010, reposted with permission.)

It was an exercise in frustration watching Coronation Street this week. Honestly, the cobbles were littered with idiots! Some of them were found out pretty quickly (Graeme and Kirk), some were maybe not so obvious to the other characters but certainly were to the viewers (Rosie and Natasha for other reasons besides Graeme) and there were a couple of real prize Eeejits too that just appalled me. Who were they? Who is the Prize Idiot of the week? Read the rant over here and find out.

Next week on Canadian Corrie screens

I do apologize for forgetting to post the upcoming week's spoilers last week! Back to your regularly scheduled previews!

Mad Mary and Norris head to Yorkshire. Sian and Sophie are together again. Lewis and Audrey are closer, too! Molly has a plan. Natasha moves toward her goal. David does the right thing. Tina hits a crisis point. If you want more details and a few photos, check out the Moosejaw Mercury on Corrie.net.

Thursday, 10 February 2011

Corrie Fab Photo Fred

I was looking through my Corrie images (you end up with quite a collection when you write for blogs!) and these two jumped off the screen. I thought they might bring back some fun memories. The photo above looks like Fred is just carrying on as he often did, postulating about something to Sunita. But no...what's happening is he felt a drop or two of water fall on him from the ceiling. This is what happened next!

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Alan Halsall: "Fans want to mother me!"

(This post was originally posted by Flaming Nora on the Coronation Street Blog in April, 2010, reposted to this blog with permission.)

Alan Halsall, who plays Coronation Street's Tyrone Dobbs tells The Mirror that he never gets chatted up and that instead, fans offer to mother him and cook him his tea.

It's a good interview, and comes on the day when we'll see Molly involved in the car crash tonight on Corrie. Alan says he offered to do his own stunts on the car crash but they've been instead done by top stuntman Rob Hunt, whose credits include The Bourne Ultimatum and Quantum of Solace.

Tuesday, 8 February 2011

William Roache reveals deafness problem

(This post was originally posted by Flaming Nora on the Coronation Street Blog in April, 2010, reposted to this blog with permission.)

William Roache, who plays Coronation Street's Ken Barlow, has revealed that he's 50 per cent deaf in both ears and needs visual cues when filming his scenes.

He said: "People don't know I have got a hearing problem. Deafness is extremely isolating. I live in a cocooned world. I could be having a normal conversation and certain things I just won't hear. I can't hear watches or alarms, footsteps or the rustling of paper. The floor manager has to give me a visual cue, a hand signal, and it is just something that I have learned to live with. I have put up with it all these years."

Monday, 7 February 2011

New characters joining Coronation Street (Spoiler)

(This post was originally posted by Flaming Nora on the Coronation Street Blog in April, 2010, reposted to this blog with permission.)

There's some interesting additions to the Corrie cast coming up in the next few months.

As you may or may not already know, Tony Gordon's returning and bringing with him a new hit man called Robbie.

Liz McDonald's going to get a new fella in the shape of Owen Armstrong, who's the dad of Kirk's new girlfriend, Izzy.

And there'll be another of Owen Armstrong's daughters joining the show in the summer too - details to be announced. It all sounds good to this Corrie fan!

Corrie Weekly Awards: for Jan. 31 - Feb 4

(This post was originally posted by me on the Coronation Street Blog in April, 2010, reposted with permission.)

I married my mother award: Gold Star: Steve. Does anyone else think Becky's new hair looks a lot like Liz's current style?

I want to go back to jail award: Iron star: Stape of course. (Kidnapping wasn't bad enough, let's try identity theft.)

Shallow crisis du jour award: Tin star: Rosie flouncing because her fella wasn't a footballer after all.

High Noon award: Gold Star: Rita and Audrey glaring daggers at each other and sniping insults.

Irony of the week award: Bryan, Stapid's boss urging him to "just be himself."



Ordinary but sexy award: Gold Star: Jason! (Personally, I'd choose Trevor)

Desperation isn't pretty award: Gold Star: Natasha salivating and babbling after Nick
Silver Star: Graeme persuing Natasha and Rosie.


Lines of the Week:
Michelle to Ryan: "Is this connected to the mood I see before me?"
Stape: "What harm would I be doing?" (Doh)
Deirdre: "It can't be easy for Fiz living with someone that's never satisfied." Ken: "I won't ask you how you know that."
Kirk "She lols at all my jokes" Graeme "And this is a real woman, not a virtual one?"
Michelle: "Did you eat your mam out of house and home?" Graeme: "No, I set fire to it"
Becky "First social worker that looks down her nose at me, I'm gonna clock her" (yeah, that'll help)

Sunday, 6 February 2011

Corrie Sunday Comments, February 6

Off we go for another week of Sunday comments. Don't forget to check the Bluenose Corrie Blog tomorrow for Lines of the week and weekly awards!

Molly still doesn't want to tell anyone she's pregnant, wants to get used to the idea. She's known for over a month and she's well into the second trimester. How much time does she need? Tyrone is so excited and putting the 3d scan on the internet isn't exactly how Molly wanted to go public about it. Unfortunately, seeing the actual moving baby on the video made it real for Kevin and now he's whinging and moaning. How on earth can he be the baby's godfather? Oh and we're not friends anymore. Sounds more like Sian and Sophie than a grown man... Suck it up buttercup.


And Kevin *still* can't stay away from Molly even though he doesn't want anything to do with her or the baby. Surely if Audrey wanted new magazines for the Salon, she'd go elsewhere or send Natasha? Maybe she was hoping she and Rita could make it up i suppose. Speaking of Natasha, her chasing Nick isn't pretty. She's not even good at it. Looks and sounds more like a 14 year old than a grown woman.
Lloyd has a big crush on Leanne's old friend Cheryl. Steve warns him that Cheryl might be one of Leanne's mates from the bad old days and Lloyd took offence. Considering that Cheryl congratulated Leanne on "getting out" when she first met up with her, i'd say it's a fair warning! Natasha has an instant crush on Nick. Looks like he might even be receptive. Well, i suppose he would be willing to take what's on offer.


And as i said last week, an episode out of turn, Rosie's smug mug got a bit of a surprise when her footballer turned out to be a burger slinger! Kirk + Online Dating = disaster. Using Jason's photo? Really? Of course it's going to backfirel! And, of course, Graeme's methods aren't much better. Only his methods of "spontenaity" was pretty poorly thought out. Use the exact same chat up line on both Natasha and Rosie. . Bad decision..


Teenage angst. Ryan feels guilty but he didn't own up to Sian that he was the kisser not the kissee. At least he couldn't lie to his mum and fessed up to her but he still managed not to tell Sian the truth and she figured it out herself. Sian dumped him well and truly. And he deserved it! And Sophie moved in on Sian! Really, though, kissing her right after she broke up with Ryan was probably not the best move. She freaked out Sian, though, and i suppose that's a natural reaction when you're already upset and you're only 15. Sophie is a lesbian, she's realized it and she's in love with her best friend!


John's friend Charlotte seems a bit of a live wire. I can't really spoil it but watch this space. It's not the last we've seen of her. I've always said John was a narcissistic passive aggressive idiot and he's off on one again. He is going to take Colin Fishwick's identity now he's going to Canada and pretend to be Colin in order to get a job. I hope he's practiced Colin's signature to match the documents. Never mind that it's highly illegal and never mind that it normally takes weeks and weeks to get the security check done. Nope, this is Corrie and you can apply, get interviewed, pass the test and be hired in a day. He's putting all that extra stress on Fiz and telling her he agrees, bad idea, but if he did... no, no, he won't do it. But ... but... until he wears her down. No respect for her feelings at all, no respect that it's illegal in addition to getting forged id made up as well. Making her lie along with him.


I don't think i could hate John Stape any more than i do at this moment in time for how he's treating Fiz...all because he has to do what he wants to do no matter that it could wreck his marraige. Fiz, the old sparky Fiz, would have kicked him to the curb but the new Fiz has no backbone, unfortunately.


Deirdre had a point about John having to learn to accept his limits. Well, at least Ken isn't a psycho, just a serial cheater! John's made a start on that with Rosie, mind you, but since then, he's not gone that route again yet. So it seems like Fiz finally wore down and figured if she didn't let him do it, he'd turn into another unsatisfied Ken Barlow? It'll end in tears all right, but not the way you think it will. How on earth could he even apply for a job without a proper resume/cv? He only knows the one school where Colin worked but what's the rest of his job history and education? And pretending he's got a job at a furniture store? Really??


Wow, Becky has a haircut just like Liz! Or nearly! They do say men marry women that turn into their wives but you don't often see the wives turning into their mothers-in-law! And the Windasses want to adopt? That came out of nowhere, didn't it? And with the backgrounds both couples have you would think it would be an out and out reject slip, wouldn't you? Steve, Becky and probably Eddie with a criminal record, Steve married how many times? Anna and Eddie not married at all. They make it sound like each case is assessed on it's own merit and generally it should be ok but in real life, i very much doubt either couple would be considered.


Rita and Audrey are still firing shots across the bow at each other. Why Audrey was surprised to see Rita in the Kabin i don't know. Even though she's not the owner, she is there most of the time anyway and she is working there again.

Saturday, 5 February 2011

Coronation Street: Simply The Best

This first appeared on the Coronation Street Blog in April 2010 but is a reposting from another blog elsewhere and was posted with permission.

Reposted with permission from the best TV blog in the world, PauseLiveAction

Coronation Street is not every person’s cup of tea but, what struck me when watching an extremely uneventful episode last night, is that it’s probably the only show which I can still enjoy even though literally nothing happens.

Corrie pulls off the risky formula of simplicity is best. Soaps tend to be over the top, unrealistic and hectic (Corrie included, if you look at the ongoing Tony saga) but sometimes it’s just as enjoyable to watch the characters you know and love just going about their normal lives, without sleeping with eachothers’ friends/relatives/pets or stabbing eachother when they bring you the wrong flavour of crisps.

Take last night. What exactly happened? There were no major storylines, no window shaking showdowns, no punch ups, no sordid bunk ups. Audrey went to a party with Rula Lenska to find Rita cosying up to the same man she likes (and by cosying up, I mean sharing a drink and fluttering one’s eyelashes, this is no passionate, every-position affair) Becky asked a friend’s advice on adoption. Rosie searched Ebay for a tracksuit. Graeme wound Norris up a little bit, for a laugh. A chocolate egg went missing.

That was it. As always, with Corrie, the episode was character and dialogue driven instead of plot driven. It’s the little things that matter when it comes to Coronation Street. It’s an institution, people all over the country know these characters better than their own neighbours so when the team of marvellous writers pen a witty line and the character delivers it you can sit there and say ‘oh that is so typical of Liz!’ (Don’t say it out loud if there are others in the room).

That’s the beauty of Corrie. In an episode where Audrey and Rita sniped cattily at each other, Norris’ hunt for gossip over a chocolate egg was fruitless and Hayley was just being lovely Hayley, nothing needs to happen. You’re just spending half an hour with some characters you know.

Posted By Our Man In The North

Friday, 4 February 2011

The Devastator - what's happened to the Lay-deez man?

(This post was originally posted by Seapenguin on the Coronation Street Blog in April, 2010, reposted with permission.)

Before I start, apologies to anyone eating their tea while reading this. I know that photo is likely to bring awful things back.
Anyway - what I'd like to know is this. What on earth is going on with Dev at the moment? And by Dev, I mean full-on Dev - Dev the schmoozer, Dev the lay-deez man, Dev the king-sized Stinking Bishop (yes, that IS a cheese) of cheesy chat up merchants. I miss him and I'd like him back please. Not only is there a shortage of available man-flesh for the older woman on Corrie just now, Dev the family man is just not doing it for me.
What are the writers thinking? Do they think Dev is getting past it in the skirt-chasing stakes? NOT as far as I'm concerned. He's got the double whammy - a wallet AND a purse - sorry, did I say purse? I meant PULSE. And he could give Lewis a run (or hobble) for his money, any day. So I'm fervently hoping that the sale of Maria's house goes pear-shaped, quick-style, and that Sunita hops it with the kids.

Thursday, 3 February 2011

Jack P. Shepherd celebrates 10 years on Corrie

(This post was originally posted by Flaming Nora on the Coronation Street Blog in April, 2010, reposted to this blog with permission.)

Jack P. Shepherd, who plays David Platt on Coronation Street, is celebrating being part of the show for 10 years.

In a good, long interview with the Mirror, Jack says: "I've been David Platt almost as long as I've been Jack Shepherd, which is weird! But I've enjoyed it...it doesn't feel like a decade. David's an idiot! I wouldn't be his friend. I wouldn't give him the time of day. But I love playing him and I don't see why I couldn't be here in another 10 years. By then he could own the Rovers or Underworld, or be an out-and-out thug. He could go either way."

Wednesday, 2 February 2011

Classic Corrie Photo: September 14, 1998

This is the first in a series of occasional photos from Coronation Street's past for your perusal and reminisence. Think back to the late 1990s. Alec Gilroy was living in the flat next to Rita's and the two old friends were becoming close. Alec realized he was quite fond of Rita and after she nearly died from a faulty gas valve, he realized how much he did love her. With that in mind, and with her permission, he thought a door between their flats might be handy for those late night visits and also useful for emergencies. When Pat the Builder was seen to be taking far too much time with his work in creating the new doorway, Alec decided, "How hard can it be?" and took a sledgehammer to the wall. It collapsed on top of him!

Tuesday, 1 February 2011

Vancouver Corrie ping special guest Robert Lawrenson on YouTube

Last week we told you about a big ping that's happening in Vancouver this Saturday (Feb. 5) at the King's Head Tavern. Special guest will be actor Robert Lawrenson who played a police constable on Corrie on and off over a few years. There's a You Tube of Mr. Lawrenson who appeared on a Vancouver chat show Urban Rush promoting the ping. It's kind of fun even if the hosts are a bit patronizing about Coronation Street. (In my opinion).  If any of you dear readers goes to the ping this weekend, do email in and tell us about it and share your pics if you'd like! We'll blog 'em for you!

Rita and Audrey - dating solutions for the older woman

(This post was originally posted by Seapenguin on the Coronation Street Blog in April, 2010, reposted to this blog with permission.)

During Rita and Audrey's cat-fight last week, Rita accused Audrey (or was it the other way round? either way, it's a great line) of going for "anything with a wallet and a pulse". Well, that got me thinking. After all, some of us can't be that fussy. It has to be a wallet OR a pulse.

I can identify with Rita and Audrey being drawn to smoothie Lewis, in the vain search for a bit of excitement in their fading years. But they shouldn't be reduced to paying for it! No! There are men out there, who might not have much of a wallet, but who DO have a pulse - and a bit more besides.

The Jasons and the Ciarans of this world might not give us a passing glance, except to help us down off the bus, but there ARE "alternatives". They might not have six packs, but they've other qualities. Here are some examples that spring immediately to MY mind.

One - Bill Webster. Runs his own business, a nice solid kind of guy, and unattached (I think?). Okay, he's got a bad hair cut, but that can be remedied. I always thought Bill and Audrey were made for each other.

Two - my personal favourite - Eddie Windass. Can bake cakes and pies. What more do you want? 'cept I know, I know, he's married. Drat! I'm saying nowt about HIS hair cut.

Three - Norris. Might be a total pain in the behind, but he has hidden depths, as revealed in his heart to heart with Rita. Unattached, and currently has a pulse, and some hair, although who knows what will happen in that cosy holiday cottage with Mary. Also makes a great cuppa.

Four - Lloyd. Nice guy. Has hair. Unattached (I THINK it's over with Teresa? or, it will be soon), and at that "cross-over" age, where he COULD just possibly go for a younger bird, but could well settle for/down with someone more mature?
Another great line, by the way - Audrey to Rita, re. Emily - "You wouldn't give her the steam off your tea." Fab!
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