Foot in mouth award: Harsh Star: Nick was a bit hard on Gail but it's true. She has had pretty bad judgment in men over the years.
Pants on Fire award: Rob is telling the slimy client his staff work from home. He doesn't have staff at all!
Sacrificial Lamb award: Tommy's taking the blame for Tyrone.
Lewis is setting up Gail big time in retaliation for her part in his breakup with Audrey.
Deer caught in the headlights: Gail's face just before Lewis kissed her!
Protest too much award: Peter has Carla. Leanne thinks Nick is her future. But we all know he's a second choice.
The harder they fall award: Gail is flying high, head in the clouds
Deja Vu award: Lewis is using nearly the same scam on Gail he tried on Audrey at the beginning. And she's *still* falling for it!
Pot stirring award: Eva just can't help herself.
Music ambience award: White Wedding playing in the pub while Julie and Kirsty are talking weddings.
What part of "No" award: How many times did Jenna have to tell Sophie she didn't want a drink bought for her?
Lines of the Week:
Michelle "I'm certain that his heart was in the right place" Carla "And what about his conscience? Where was that?"
Carla "You're a good salesman, Rob, but a lousy crook"
Sally "You're such an idiot, Kevin" (Are you new here?)
Mary re the pinata "it's a straw donkey and you hit it with a stick and gifts fall out" Kylie "That's called aggravated robbery where I come from"
Nick to Gail "Who are you to give relationship advice with the succession of freaks and nutters you've had in your bed over the years!"
Mary bellowing "These chimichangas won't mariachi themselves out of the kitchen!!!"
Gail "He's Belevedere Normal, thank you very much" (Boy, she really is suckered)
Patrick about Lewis "As far as peas go, I'm more mushy and he's more petit pois"
Rita about Tommy "Heart in the right place. Head anywhere but"
Nick about Lewis "Men like him don't grow on trees" (that's no reason
Leanne "Why do you think it always comes back to you and me?"
Leanne "Oh no, Eva, you're the soul of discretion"
Peter to Nick "She only asked you because she can't have me"
Gail "Do you think I made things worse going to see Leanne?" (Duh.)
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