Monday, 8 May 2017
Corrie Canada Weekly Awards for May 1 - 5
Nosy Parker award: Mrs. Kitchen (and isn't she a top character!)
Questionable Continuity: Mrs. Kitchen whined about out of date magazines but we've seen Audrey buy new mags from Rita quite a few times.
Musical ambiance: The Smiths' Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now, serenading a glum and fractious Tracy. Led Zepplin's Whole Lotta Love at the garage when Freddie and Luke were talking about Freddie's retirement and how they'll miss each other.
Inspector Clouseau award: Amy thinks Adam's fingerprints on the worktop show he's lying. But Adam has been working to finish the kitchen since the attack. Of course his fingerprints will be on it!
The Empire Strikes Back award: Freddie's impression of Darth Vader!
Lines of the week:
Rosie "Name and address or the egg gets it"
David to the dog "What are you, the guilt police?"
Mrs. Kitchen "I expect you to knock something off" David "Believe me, I'd like to"
Rosie "Intersex. What's that? " Sophie "Rosie, I don't know!" Rosie "Sounds like fun"
Clayton "Did I have to kill someone to get your attention?"
Gail "Nobody sets out to raise a monster"
David "Why are all the women around here weird?" Gail "Present company excepted of course"
Tracy "Say summat" Rob "I suppose a bunk up's out of the question?"
Daniel "Adam's been arrested" Tracy "For what?" Peter "Possession of an offensive haircut" (I'll go along with that)
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