Silver Star: Jason is there for his mum.
Too good to be true award: Paul seemed too perfect. Of course he'd have a big wife shaped flaw!
Obvious Plot device award: Gold Star: Sally wasn't fired, she was laid off temporarily. But she took it very personally so that Frank could swoop in and scoop her up for his new factory.
Early to bed Early to Rise: Paul and Owen both slipped out of the house early.
Ill-advised plan award: Gold Star: Rosie figures she can trick Sally into thinking Jeff is unfaithful. Using herself!
Silver Star: Eileen telling Paul's wife about his affair.
Bank Balances will out: Gold Star: Out of work Becky and Eileen end up having to work for the Devils they know, both Frank *and* Sally.
Pants on fire award: Sophie lying to her dad so she could go out with Amber. Chris lied and let Cheryl think things look grim.
Ethical Fail award: Gold Star: Amber spiking Sophie's drinks.
Overcompensation award: Squidgy Star: Amber kissed Sophie, Sophie liked it. Sophie proposes to Sian
Big Sister award: Sunita has always been really good to Sophie.
Fashion statement of the week (or Fashion Fail, depending on your point of view): Rosie in that tacky purple thing. And Jeff wanted her *on the street* passing out flyers while wearing it! You can imagine what kind of offers she'd get.
Miscarraige of Justice award: Gold Star: Fiz was convicted! Still, John confessed on his deathbed.
Silver Star: Sylvia won a cruise in a contest on Mary's discarded slogan. Well she *did* throw it away!
Delusional award: Ropey Star: Rosie is tied and gagged. John is saying this isn't a kidnap. No?
Once a teacher, always a teacher: Gold star: John Stape Quizzing and marking Rosie on his confession details.
Irony award: Stape calling himself Mr. Chips to book the viewing and so we could say a href="http://corrie-on-weatherfield.blogspot.com/2011/10/goodbye-mr-chips.html">Goodbye Mr. Chips at the end of the week.
Knitting under the guillotine award: Wooly star: I see Mary has taken up Blanche's morbid enthusiasm for trials, hoping for the worst.
Ghosts in the machine award: Why on earth was there furniture in Jason's flat? After it was rebuilt, he nor Tina ever moved back in.
Trial cliche award: Gold Star: There's always someone that springs up, enraged that someone lies on the stand or other similar. And the accused also usually has reason to scream their innocence at the jury or person testifying.
Silver Star: The best intended testimony is always twisted against the accused including that *of* the accused.
Deirdre Barlow Award (handed down from Gail McIntyre): "I Didn't Do it!!!"
Lines of the Week:
Becky "Shops weren't taking principles instead of money"
Izzy "What part of 'we don't want to work for a rapist ever' don't you understand"
Sophie "I get more funny looks about being a Christian than being a lesbian"
Eileen "It's his wife I feel sorry for. I bet she hasn't got a clue" (got it in one)
Eileen about Sally "She's one of them people that lights up the room... when she leaves"
Sally "What on earth are you wearing? You look like your entering Miss World" Rosie, while pretend sobbing "Thanks Mum" (hahaha!)
Julie to Brian "You might as well have said 'Here's Johnny!!!'" (Indeed)
Sophie "Sian can be such hard work sometimes" (Pot? Kettle?)
Prosecutor "23 minutes to search a 2 up and 2 down house?" Kirk "Sounds about right to me"
Marcus to Sean "Promise me you'll never train as a relationship councillor"
Rosie to Jason "You have no vision! I see the world in wide screen, HD, on Demand!" Jason "You're on Cloud Cuckooland!"
John "Hello Rosie. We need to talk" and "I'd rather die than go back to jail" (you got your wish)
John "Fiz needs me and I'm not going to let her down again" (got a funny way of supporting her)
Cheryl to Lloyd "I don't deserve you" (Too right you don't)
Norris "I fear HMS Retribution has sailed"
John about himself "Selfish to the end"
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