Monday, 19 June 2017
Corrie Canada Weekly Awards June 12 - 16
A Battersby Scorned award: Leanne tore a strip off Nick. An angry Battersby is a sight to be feared!
Bully award: While Nick did need telling, Peter and Steve were a bit overly harsh, suggesting he throw himself in the sea.
Rock bottom: Daniel and Nick, also a rather watery bottom for Nick nearly.
Delusional award: Denise thinks Daniel was and still is better off without her. Have you seen that boy today? That's what being better off without you has done to him.
Pants on Fire award: Ken lied to the police about what happened, and says he'll swear to it in court!
Continuity fail: Ken insisted he fell on the stairs himself and hit his head on the bannister. Surely the police would have checked for blood and there should have been some considering how much there was on the book that actually did make contact. That evidence or lack thereof still can't convict Daniel if Ken denies the attack, though.
Lines of the week:
Leanne "Can you have Oliver for a bit, cause he's too young for the sight of blood"
Nick "You sinking all the profits into a baby you're never going to have" Toyah "Wow that's not below the belt that's three floors down!"
Leanne "Buy a pub you don't even want with money you don't even have unless you won a lottery and didn't tell me that either"
Daniel "Don't worry. He's perfectly safe with me" (shiver)
Ken "That book made a real impression on me" (You don't say!)
Ken about his attacker, thinking it's Adam "You think you know somebody" Daniel *gulp*
Leanne to Nick "It's not Peter or Steve I want to stay away from my boys, it's you" (ouch)
Daniel to Ken "You own life has been seventy-odd years of abject failure"
Denise "You should kick the door in" Ken "I'm 77"
Cathy "Brian! Take control or I will!"
Leanne "Nick. You nearly died today. And that changes everything" (no, not really. He wouldn't be long reverting back to form if he stayed)
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