Not all Corrie fans are Morrissey fans but even the Mozophobes amongst us must appreciate the links between Morrissey and Coronation Street. I share an equal passion for both and feel the two-way relationship
between Manchester's biggest cultural exports deserves examination.
Having recently read Morrissey’s autobiography, I was
fascinated by the insights gained into the singer’s love affair with Coronation
Street. And, judging by the fairly frequent use of Morrissey songs and
references in Corrie, the admiration is mutual.
Writing about a childhood friend who lived “at the junction of Cornbrook Street and
Chorlton Road, where Moss Side creeps up on Old Trafford,” Morrissey’s memoir
describes how these new flats featured in Corrie’s opening credits throughout
the 1970s, “panning from the flats over
to Cornbrook Street and beyond to Harper Street”, where he himself “had lived as a newborn”.
He eloquently recalls Granada turning up at his friend’s
block to “film the famous Violet Carson,
in cathode character as Ena Sharples, gazing mournfully from a mid-floor
veranda, misty-eyed with old thoughts.”
Growing up in 60s and 70s Manchester, Coronation
Street had a profound impact on the aspiring writer within Morrissey. He would
later refer fondly to the “venom and spite” years in which the formidable Ena
Sharples would row constantly with his beloved Elsie Tanner. Simon Goddard’s
excellent “Mozipedia” devotes an entire page to Coronation Street and claims that
Morrissey would often wait by Granada Studios for autographs.
This may explain how one day Morrissey found himself
on the original outdoor set. “We walk in”, remembers Morrissey, “squinting at the magical properties of television… behind
us, the Coronation Street cast suddenly arrives in readiness for exterior
shots, on a street where cobbles face the wrong direction, and where each house
has identical off-white net curtains.”
We learn that Julie Goodyear (Bet Lynch) was nice to
him (‘“have you noticed how the post-box
is facing a different direction in each episode?’ … ‘Yes,’ I lied”) but
Bernard Youens (Stan Ogden) wasn’t (“‘Oh,
you are a nuisance, aren’t you,’ he comments”).
Coronation Street became the focus for one of Morrissey’s
early forays into creative writing:
“I write to
Leslie Duxbury at Granada TV, helpfully explaining how the twice-weekly crawl
through northern morals needed a new knight of the pen. I am invited to submit
a script, and I whip off a word-slinger's delight wherein young take on old as
a jukebox is tested in the Rovers Return. Swords cross, heads bump and horns
lock, and the episode fades with Violet Carson addressing the camera, one
eyebrow arched, with, ‘Do I really look like a fan of X-Ray Spex?’… Leslie
Duxbury assures me that my talents lie elsewhere”.
The Rovers got a jukebox eventually - Morrissey was
ahead of his time. Still, Duxbury was right and Corrie’s loss was pop music’s
gain.
It is clear why Coronation Street was so fascinating
to Morrissey. Set in his hometown, it was a working class, kitchen sink drama
in which extraordinary things happened to ordinary people; people like
Morrissey. Tony Warren grew up observing social situations, just as Morrissey
did and they shared a love of dialogue and strong female characters.
Morrissey would later describe early Corrie as “full
of poetic instinct”. He would go on to write stories about people’s lives but
tell them in beautifully crafted songs, injecting his own poetic intelligence
into pop music rather than scripts.
When Morrissey found fame with The Smiths, the 1985 single
“Shakespeare's Sister” paid homage to The Street with the real life Elsie
Tanner, Pat Phoenix, on the front cover. He also interviewed her for Blitz magazine (a
great read, available here).
A year later, the seminal Smiths album “The Queen Is
Dead” featured a photograph outside Salford Lads Club, a now iconic building which
stands on the corner of Manchester’s real Coronation Street in the Ordsall
district of Salford.
In last week’s “Moving Story” documentary (which
featured The Smiths’ “Oscillate Wildly”) Tony Warren described driving around
Salford searching for inspiration for the Coronation Street set. He based it on
Archie Street, which was a stone’s throw from Salford Lads Club and the actual
Coronation Street.
Smiths fans still make the pilgrimage to Salford Lads
Club and I’m no different.
I recommend anyone who takes the Granada Studios tour to
walk the extra twenty minutes from Quay Street. You’ll walk the same pavements
Morrissey walked when he wasn’t in his bedroom scribbling lyrics; and see the
same streets Tony Warren saw while looking for the cobbled Mancunian backstreet
he pictured in his mind.
It is unlikely Morrissey watches Coronation Street
nowadays. In fact, he spoke publicly of its "demise" as early as the
mid 80s. If Morrissey did tune in again though, he would discover that he is
frequently name-checked by his one-time favourite programme.
When Molly left him, Tyrone Dobbs turned to Moz. And when Becky walked out, Steve McDonald found comfort in “a bottle of Scotch and The Smiths”. We've all been there Steve:
When Molly left him, Tyrone Dobbs turned to Moz. And when Becky walked out, Steve McDonald found comfort in “a bottle of Scotch and The Smiths”. We've all been there Steve:
The song in this scene, “Please, Please, Please, Let
Me Get What I Want” also soundtracked Joe McIntyre’s meltdown when all that poor
Joe wanted was a shedload of painkillers.
Morrissey isn’t only
used to underscore emotional turmoil, mind. Eileen’s ex, Paul, would sing “This
Charming Man” cheerily around No 11. And when Nick Tilsley was in his coma,
David compiled a motivational mixtape featuring The Smiths. This wouldn’t work
on everyone, granted, but it seemed to bring Nick around.
A final revelation from Morrissey’s autobiography: he was
invited to star in Eastenders and Emmerdale - “and the most fascinating aspect of both offers is that somebody
somewhere had thought it a good idea.” He neglects to mention that he did appear in “South”, a 1988
Brookside spin-off:
Would Morrissey accept a cameo in Coronation Street? I’d
like to think so. The old flame must still burn, at least dimly; there is a light that never goes out, after all.
I can just imagine the circle being closed as Moz saunters into The Rovers, orders a veggie hotpot and a pint of mild, before sticking X-Ray Spex on the jukebox. Now, that would be poetic.
I can just imagine the circle being closed as Moz saunters into The Rovers, orders a veggie hotpot and a pint of mild, before sticking X-Ray Spex on the jukebox. Now, that would be poetic.
By
Martin Leay
Twitter:
@mpleay
“Mozipedia” by Simon Goddard and of course
“Autobiography” by Morrissey were consulted when researching this blog. The
author would recommend both as excellent books that can be found in all good
book shops and online outlets.
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