Monday, 2 June 2014
Corrie Canada weekly awards May 26 - 30
Awww moment of the week: Jason thanking Eileen for all she's done for him.
Can't keep a straight face award: Gail and Katy both thought they were perfect fits for Sharif and Dev's requirements for receptionist.
Todd threatened to take Tyrone out. Tyrone didn't look too scared.
Who's broke? Not us award: Anna no sooner got finished going on about how skint they were but she was handing over money for tins of lager.
Pants on Fire award: Peter lying to Rob about being in the hotel.
The more things Change, the More they stay the same: Peter got drunk only a day or two out of rehab.
Performances of the week: Chris Gascoyne and Alison King.
Musical ambiance: Big Yellow Taxi playing to Maria, Tyrone and Fiz "Don't it always seem to go when you don't know what you've got till it's gone"
Drill Sargeant award: Tracy will either knock Peter back on the wagon or drive him to drink even faster.
Scheming cow award: Maria.
Lines of the week:
Tracy "I was born to rock the boat!"
Steph about Peter "He is a car crash and the way he's going, he won't make it to 50"
Chesney about Beth's case "If that thing pops it'll bring the plane down"
Chesney to Beth "You look dead...er..ok" (that's not helpful)
Beth "Latvia and bust!"
Todd to Maria "You've been dumped so many times I'm surprised you're not wearing a bin liner"
Peter "It'sh complicated"
Todd to Tyrone "You used to get beat up by a girl and now you prove how tough you are by starting fights in pubs" (not accepting the apology graciously, is he?)
Peter "That's for me to know and you to find out, Rob" (what are you, 5?)
Marcus to Todd "I'm scared of you" (You should be)
Sean "Never in a million years could I touch an udder"
Todd "Mum, would you make me a bacon sarnie?" Eileen "Would you like me to peel you a grape at the same time?" (that's a no, then?)
Tracy "You're a raging alcoholic, not a vampire"
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