Rock Bottom award: Becky hit the wall. There's nowhere to go but up.
Hero award: Nick saved Becky!
They've got a point award: 1. Karl suggests Eva should pay rent. I agree.
2. Kylie advised Becky to act her age and don't let the cow get to her because it makes her look guilty otherwise. 3. Gail's downing tools because nobody would help her.
Babysitting fail award: Telly star: The boys' idea of babysitting is parking the babies infront of loud video games on the telly. The babies had other ideas.
Babysitting win award: Kirk calmed down wee Joseph with lines from his favourite movie. Blade Runner!
Let me talk award: Gold Star: Sophie's trying to express doubts but Sian keeps putting loved up words in her mouth and giving her presents.
Daddy knows best: Gold Star: Teary star: Look what you did Kevin! But really, he did the right thing. She had doubts, and 17 really is too young to make a lifelong committment.
Here We Go Again award: How many weddings have been interrupted and gone unfinished? The guests must be getting used to this by now, it's almost a 50/50 hit or miss!
Manipulative Cow award: Gold Star: Tracy got out of the police questioning by making it into a drama and further blackmailed her mother into silence using a potential jail sentence as bait.
Misplaced Memory award: Cracked star: Fiz said Tyrone called and visited all the time when she was in jail. Really? The time we saw him visit, he said he'd not been at all at that point.
Pretentious award: Rosie's new agent, Vivian.
Into the lion's den award: Sally and Frank up a tree? It'll all end in tears, luv.
Saint Stella (St.Ella) strikes again: Now she's Sunita's saviour with a shoulder, advice and a new job and they barely know each other.
Spin Doctors award: PR Star: Sally is making peace on Frank's behalf with his mother and the clients and everyone else! She must be taking Saint lessons from Stella!
Poison Pen award: Bad enough Beth spreading the news about Sally and Frank to Kevin, but him slagging Sally off to Sophie? That'll help Sophie forgive him, oh yes.
Blonde Moment award: The Speed Dating flyers had "Monday 5th January" on them. Remember, this was all Eva's idea.
Lonely Hearts award: Sob Star: I do feel bad for Eileen but an affair with a married man isn't the way.
Realistic resolution award: Kirk. I resolve to eat less white bread. Definitely more acheivable than learning to fly. I love Kirk!
Pants on Fire award: Peter for making elaborate lies about a councillor in order to get time with Carla
Lines of the Week:
Roy to Steve "You of all people know that Tracy will say what suits to get what she wants... You're a fool" (Too right)
Eva "Just think of me as Nick's very own 'Location Location Location'" Gail "more like 'Desperation Desperation Desperation'"
Emily about the same sex wedding in a church "If it's good enough for God, it's good enough for me"
Pam "Most weddings I go to, I don't even give them 5 minutes, but this...." (but it didn't even get to I Do!)
Kevin "It needed to be said" Sally "It wasn't said, it was shouted from the rooftops"
Gail "I could sense death in that toilet"
Mary "I sponsored a child in Mozambique once but the agency put a stop to it because they said I was too needy"
Beth "Me son got is hand stuck in an open tin of baked beans" (Bwahahahahaha! and so it begins....)
Dev "You've had issues with my past and you took it out on her" (You know, he might have touched a nerve there)
Carla to Sally "If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you"
Carla to Frank "The respectable rapist!"
Sally "I've been round the block a few times, I'm a good judge of character" (*snort*)
Kylie "You can't pull the wool over a girl's eyes like you can a fella's"
Beth about Jason "What happened to his dad?" Eileen "I don't know but I hope it's slow and very painful"
Peter "I am the happiest scumbag alive"
Mary "Where's your loyalty, Rita, where's your Dunkirk spirit?"
Dev "Sally... borderline rude, she was" (Only borderline?)
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