Monday 30 April 2012

Corrie Canada weekly awards: April 23 - 27

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Henry VIII Award: Steve.

Philosopher's Award: Ken.

Regaining a spine award: Ken finally stood up to Tracy.

Crap Detective award: Peter's been using his "councilling" several times a week for ages to see Carla but the detective took this long to catch them, all the way out of town?

Cliche award: While Robert Vaughn is a great actor, what's with the cliche writing? A round of boozes? Mosey to the restaurant??? Really??

Gourmet fail award: Kylie, bless her, probably never knew what a vegetable was while she was growing up. No wonder she thinks feeding Max crisps and junk food is acceptable. David should know better.

Agony Aunt award: Stella's councilling patient of the week: Deirdre.

Fraud award: Gold Star: Sylvia was pretending to Milton to be far more upscale than she and her family are. Truth comes out so now there's lofty ambitions to take the place.

Performance Fail: Apparently, though Brian has only been the head of the school for a couple of months, he's on the edge of losing his job. You'd think they'd give him more of a chance than that.


Lines of the week:
Ken "Every solitary lesson just bounces off her like radiation off a cockroach. The Teflon Kid!"
Steve to Tracy "You mean it turned you into a lying deceitful cow? Because that's what people round here think you are anyway!"
Steve to Tracy "I did the right thing. It just turns out i did it for the wrong flippin woman!"
Steve "I'm collecting wives like my brother collected stamps"
Ken "I lost the woman I love. More than once." (HA)
Kylie "I blame Jamie Oliver"
Deirdre "Tracy doesn't do remorse but I do believe she feels it" (Only when she gets caught)
Roy "Americans are very tactile...unfortunately"


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